Limerick Thread! - Page 93

icehog3 · 08-16-2011, 07:01 PM

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To dine on foie gras and wine

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Some might think is divine,

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But the noob must beware

Because it isn't that rare,

TheTraveler · 08-16-2011, 07:25 PM

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To dine on foie gras and wine

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Some might think is divine,

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But the noob must beware

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Because it isn't that rare,

For rich foods to shoot through you double-time.

TheTraveler · 08-16-2011, 07:26 PM

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There once was a lady who thought

icehog3 · 08-16-2011, 07:27 PM

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There once was a lady who thought

Her husband's trousers were a little too taut,

TheTraveler · 08-16-2011, 07:30 PM

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There once was a lady who thought

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Her husband's trousers were a little too taut,

'Some sunny day', said he,

icehog3 · 08-16-2011, 07:34 PM

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There once was a lady who thought

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Her husband's trousers were a little too taut,

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'Some sunny day', said he,

"I will set my loins free",

TheTraveler · 08-16-2011, 07:42 PM

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There once was a lady who thought

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Her husband's trousers were a little too taut,

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'Some sunny day', said he,

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"I will set my loins free",

"And with wonder you'll gaze and say naught!"

TheTraveler · 08-16-2011, 07:48 PM

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When exchanging hot words with a monkey

icehog3 · 08-16-2011, 08:20 PM

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When exchanging hot words with a monkey

We quibbled about a Brewster named "Punky",

TheTraveler · 08-16-2011, 09:17 PM

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When exchanging hot words with a monkey

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We quibbled about a Brewster named "Punky",

He said she was hot

icehog3 · 08-16-2011, 09:18 PM

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When exchanging hot words with a monkey

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We quibbled about a Brewster named "Punky",

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He said she was hot

And I said she was not,

TheTraveler · 08-16-2011, 09:32 PM

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When exchanging hot words with a monkey

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We quibbled about a Brewster named "Punky",

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He said she was hot

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And I said she was not,

He kicked me and said 'Google her, chunky!'

TheTraveler · 08-16-2011, 09:35 PM

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Some websites defraud or mislead you

VTDragon · 08-17-2011, 11:39 AM

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Some websites defraud or mislead you

It's just your money they want to accrue

Gophernut · 08-17-2011, 11:44 AM

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Some websites defraud or mislead you

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It's just your money they want to accrue

They say they have that in stock,

Doctorossi · 08-17-2011, 11:58 AM

make your payment a lock,

VTDragon · 08-23-2011, 11:46 AM

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Some websites defraud or mislead you

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It's just your money they want to accrue

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They say they have that in stock,

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make your payment a lock,

Then backorder it, so your just screwed.

VTDragon · 08-23-2011, 11:47 AM

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There once was a footballer named Haynesworth,

Gophernut · 08-23-2011, 12:42 PM

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There once was a footballer named Haynesworth,

Who was troubled because of his girth,

icehog3 · 08-23-2011, 02:13 PM

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There once was a footballer named Haynesworth,

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Who was troubled because of his girth,

Extra portions abound,

08-16-2011, 07:26 PM	#3
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08-16-2011, 07:48 PM	#8
TheTraveler giggity giggitty Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jonathan Location: Near a Walmart Posts: 1,813 Trading: (12)	Re: Limerick Thread! NEW: When exchanging hot words with a monkey __________________ "My life is my own."

08-16-2011, 09:35 PM	#13
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08-17-2011, 11:58 AM	#16
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08-23-2011, 11:47 AM	#18
VTDragon Feeling at Home Join Date: May 2009 First Name: Gary Location: Vermont Posts: 627 Trading: (0)	Re: Limerick Thread! New: There once was a footballer named Haynesworth, __________________ An expert is a person who knows enough about what's really going on ... to be scared.