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03-14-2011, 12:13 PM | #1802 |
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Re: Limerick Thread!
I win either way, so it's all cool!
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03-14-2011, 12:16 PM | #1803 |
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Re: Limerick Thread!
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My wife keeps calling me at work,
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03-14-2011, 03:46 PM | #1804 |
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Re: Limerick Thread!
But my boss doesn't think it's a perk,
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03-14-2011, 04:51 PM | #1805 |
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So I hung up the phone
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03-14-2011, 06:44 PM | #1806 |
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And like a good drone,
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03-15-2011, 12:41 PM | #1807 |
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Kept plugging away for the miserable jerk.
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03-15-2011, 12:41 PM | #1808 |
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Re: Limerick Thread!
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Work stress keeps piling up,
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03-15-2011, 02:16 PM | #1809 |
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Feels like a swift kick in the cup,
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03-15-2011, 02:46 PM | #1810 |
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Sometimes I feel like there is no hope,
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03-15-2011, 02:48 PM | #1811 |
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But before I reach for a rope,
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03-15-2011, 03:51 PM | #1812 |
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I grab a gar and pet my pup.
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03-15-2011, 03:52 PM | #1813 |
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Grilling season is almost upon us,
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03-18-2011, 10:55 AM | #1815 |
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Backyard, friends, cigar and a steak,
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03-18-2011, 04:57 PM | #1816 |
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And after dinner, a nice cigar break,
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03-21-2011, 11:47 AM | #1817 |
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If it doesn't stop snowing I will surely cuss.
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03-21-2011, 11:48 AM | #1818 |
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It's Monday thank God, I need to rest,
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03-21-2011, 02:19 PM | #1819 |
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This weekend put me to the test,
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03-22-2011, 03:21 PM | #1820 |
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Just need to appear busy while at work,
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