Limerick Thread! - Page 9

Brutus2600 · 09-30-2010, 03:07 PM

Two birds of a feather...

Doctorossi · 09-30-2010, 03:10 PM

When she told me, "I'm ready to marry!"

Doctorossi · 09-30-2010, 03:11 PM

I knew an old sailor from Portsmouth,

SmokeyJoe · 09-30-2010, 10:09 PM

who wished for a lass to cavort with

Brutus2600 · 09-30-2010, 10:22 PM

There was one on the dock,

GolfNut · 09-30-2010, 10:27 PM

(too easy....pass)

SmokeyJoe · 09-30-2010, 10:36 PM

as homely as a rock...

RichardW · 09-30-2010, 10:50 PM

Time out !

You guys rock!

Time in!

SmokeyJoe · 09-30-2010, 11:08 PM

To lift her, he'd need a forklift!

SmokeyJoe · 09-30-2010, 11:09 PM

New one:

With the Asylum's 2-year Anniversary near...

Brutus2600 · 09-30-2010, 11:14 PM

Mailboxes have something to fear!

(p.s. I've lol'd in this thread a lot...this is great!)

Riff Raff · 09-30-2010, 11:23 PM

For its all bombs away

Brutus2600 · 09-30-2010, 11:32 PM

And your pleas have no sway

SmokeyJoe · 09-30-2010, 11:50 PM

With ring-leaders like Dave, Kelly, Peter, Tom, and Týr!

(Apologies to the rest of the Team of Eleven... y'all are equally feared!)

SmokeyJoe · 09-30-2010, 11:51 PM

New one:

I'm up late and not ready for sleep...

Doctorossi · 09-30-2010, 11:52 PM

to the kitchen, I think I might creep.

Brutus2600 · 10-01-2010, 12:07 AM

Grabbed a beer and a sandwhich...

icehog3 · 10-01-2010, 12:42 AM

And with plenty of bandwidth,

Doctorossi · 10-01-2010, 08:13 AM

had refueled my next logical leap.

Doctorossi · 10-01-2010, 08:13 AM

I was winning a race at Le Mans,

09-30-2010, 03:07 PM	#161
Brutus2600 Your resident lancerHO Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Brian Location: Fort Worth, TX Posts: 2,063 Trading: (46)	Re: Limerick Thread! Two birds of a feather...

09-30-2010, 03:10 PM	#162
Doctorossi Have My Own Room Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Burlington, VT Posts: 1,684 Trading: (8)	Re: Limerick Thread! When she told me, "I'm ready to marry!" __________________ Marvin Shanken is a terrific guy... for me to poop on!

09-30-2010, 03:11 PM	#163
Doctorossi Have My Own Room Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Burlington, VT Posts: 1,684 Trading: (8)	Re: Limerick Thread! I knew an old sailor from Portsmouth, __________________ Marvin Shanken is a terrific guy... for me to poop on!

09-30-2010, 10:09 PM	#164
SmokeyJoe Chief Wannastogie Lounge Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 3,163 Trading: (28)	Re: Limerick Thread! who wished for a lass to cavort with __________________ "I intend to smoke a good cigar to the glory of God..." ~ Charles H. Spurgeon, British Baptist preacher

09-30-2010, 10:22 PM	#165
Brutus2600 Your resident lancerHO Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Brian Location: Fort Worth, TX Posts: 2,063 Trading: (46)	Re: Limerick Thread! There was one on the dock,

09-30-2010, 10:27 PM	#166
GolfNut Back in the woodshop! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Forrest Location: Living room Posts: 1,361 Trading: (38)	Re: Limerick Thread! (too easy....pass)

09-30-2010, 10:36 PM	#167
SmokeyJoe Chief Wannastogie Lounge Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 3,163 Trading: (28)	Re: Limerick Thread! as homely as a rock... __________________ "I intend to smoke a good cigar to the glory of God..." ~ Charles H. Spurgeon, British Baptist preacher

09-30-2010, 10:50 PM	#168
RichardW Committed Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: PNW Posts: 993 Trading: (10)	Re: Limerick Thread! Time out ! You guys rock! Time in! __________________ "Those are my principles, and if you don't like them ... well, I have others", Groucho Marx

09-30-2010, 11:08 PM	#169
SmokeyJoe Chief Wannastogie Lounge Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 3,163 Trading: (28)	Re: Limerick Thread! To lift her, he'd need a forklift! __________________ "I intend to smoke a good cigar to the glory of God..." ~ Charles H. Spurgeon, British Baptist preacher

09-30-2010, 11:09 PM	#170
SmokeyJoe Chief Wannastogie Lounge Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 3,163 Trading: (28)	Re: Limerick Thread! New one: With the Asylum's 2-year Anniversary near... __________________ "I intend to smoke a good cigar to the glory of God..." ~ Charles H. Spurgeon, British Baptist preacher

09-30-2010, 11:14 PM	#171
Brutus2600 Your resident lancerHO Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Brian Location: Fort Worth, TX Posts: 2,063 Trading: (46)	Re: Limerick Thread! Mailboxes have something to fear! (p.s. I've lol'd in this thread a lot...this is great!)

09-30-2010, 11:23 PM	#172
Riff Raff Habitual Offender Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: Bill Location: Stuttgart, Germany Posts: 370 Trading: (11)	Re: Limerick Thread! For its all bombs away __________________ "I am a simple man and enjoy the simple things in life as long as those simple things are the very best." Winston Churchill

09-30-2010, 11:32 PM	#173
Brutus2600 Your resident lancerHO Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Brian Location: Fort Worth, TX Posts: 2,063 Trading: (46)	Re: Limerick Thread! And your pleas have no sway

09-30-2010, 11:50 PM	#174
SmokeyJoe Chief Wannastogie Lounge Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 3,163 Trading: (28)	Re: Limerick Thread! With ring-leaders like Dave, Kelly, Peter, Tom, and Týr! (Apologies to the rest of the Team of Eleven... y'all are equally feared!) __________________ "I intend to smoke a good cigar to the glory of God..." ~ Charles H. Spurgeon, British Baptist preacher

09-30-2010, 11:51 PM	#175
SmokeyJoe Chief Wannastogie Lounge Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 3,163 Trading: (28)	Re: Limerick Thread! New one: I'm up late and not ready for sleep... __________________ "I intend to smoke a good cigar to the glory of God..." ~ Charles H. Spurgeon, British Baptist preacher

09-30-2010, 11:52 PM	#176
Doctorossi Have My Own Room Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Burlington, VT Posts: 1,684 Trading: (8)	Re: Limerick Thread! to the kitchen, I think I might creep. __________________ Marvin Shanken is a terrific guy... for me to poop on!

10-01-2010, 12:07 AM	#177
Brutus2600 Your resident lancerHO Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Brian Location: Fort Worth, TX Posts: 2,063 Trading: (46)	Re: Limerick Thread! Grabbed a beer and a sandwhich...

10-01-2010, 12:42 AM	#178
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,440 Trading: (60)	Re: Limerick Thread! And with plenty of bandwidth, __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

10-01-2010, 08:13 AM	#179
Doctorossi Have My Own Room Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Burlington, VT Posts: 1,684 Trading: (8)	Re: Limerick Thread! had refueled my next logical leap. __________________ Marvin Shanken is a terrific guy... for me to poop on!

10-01-2010, 08:13 AM	#180
Doctorossi Have My Own Room Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Burlington, VT Posts: 1,684 Trading: (8)	Re: Limerick Thread! I was winning a race at Le Mans, __________________ Marvin Shanken is a terrific guy... for me to poop on!