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Old 03-01-2012, 06:14 PM   #161
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Ban me? really?
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Old 03-01-2012, 06:15 PM   #162
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This one time, at Band Camp, I heard Smitty shoved a bassoon.....
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Old 03-01-2012, 06:23 PM   #163
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Smitty couldn't even buy respect with mass bombings at this point.
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Old 03-01-2012, 06:26 PM   #164
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Smitty couldn't even buy respect with mass bombings at this point.
Wow. a good one
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Old 03-01-2012, 06:27 PM   #165
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Smitty couldn't even buy respect with mass bombings at this point.
Nobody can 'buy respect with mass bombings'.
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Old 03-01-2012, 06:28 PM   #166
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I just realized, Smitty has 323 posts in a month. Wow! I wish I had that much to say
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Old 03-01-2012, 06:29 PM   #167
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Nobody can 'buy respect with mass bombings'.
That was the joke.
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Old 03-01-2012, 06:31 PM   #168
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That was the joke.
Just wanted to make sure you weren't encouraging him to try.
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Old 03-01-2012, 06:32 PM   #169
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I just realized, Smitty has 323 posts in a month. Wow! I wish I had that much to say
So does Smitty.
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Old 03-01-2012, 06:33 PM   #170
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You know that Smitty created the tooth brush??? If it had been anyone else, it would have been called the teeth brush.
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Old 03-01-2012, 06:34 PM   #171
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So does Smitty.
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Old 03-01-2012, 06:35 PM   #172
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Just wanted to make sure you weren't encouraging him to try.
No sir. That kills the genuine part of bombing as I understand it.
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Old 03-01-2012, 06:39 PM   #173
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No sir. That kills the genuine part of bombing as I understand it.
All it kills is the "Look at Me!" trend that seems to pervade many recent bombings. sh
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Old 03-01-2012, 06:39 PM   #174
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Ban him? I hardly knew him! On a serious note, my belly button smells like nacho cheese.
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Old 03-01-2012, 06:59 PM   #175
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I tried to think of something good to say about Smitty… Nothing came to mind...

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Old 03-01-2012, 07:03 PM   #176
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All it kills is the "Look at Me!" trend that seems to pervade many recent bombings. sh
Ahh, yes. Look at me 'Bomb' posts kind of like 'Look at me' Banter threads.
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Old 03-01-2012, 07:39 PM   #177
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Man, I'm kinda jealous. I dont have 9 pages on my banter thread.

I guess even negative attention counts as attention.
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Old 03-01-2012, 07:50 PM   #178
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This isnt banter Scott, it's about how smitty's a joke. I think.
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Old 03-01-2012, 08:02 PM   #179
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Now THIS is a roast!
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Old 03-01-2012, 08:10 PM   #180
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I wonder if Smitty can hold his liquor. Is seems that the attention whores are more talk then action!! Is that not right Tom???
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