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Old 05-09-2014, 02:53 PM   #161
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I can't stand it, I know you planned it
I'm gonna set it straight, this Watergate..............


So whatcha whatcha, whatcha want?
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Old 05-09-2014, 04:47 PM   #162
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And your little Asian friend, she can come if she wants....
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Old 05-09-2014, 09:17 PM   #163
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And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack
And you may find yourself in another part of the world
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife
And you may ask yourself
Well...How did I get here?
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Old 05-09-2014, 09:23 PM   #164
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One more for the evening

Darling, you gotta let me know
Should I stay or should I go?
If you say that you are mine
I'll be there till the end of time
So you gotta let me know
Should I stay or should I go?
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Old 05-09-2014, 11:46 PM   #165
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Try to understand. Try to understand. Try, try, try to understand....
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Old 05-10-2014, 12:02 AM   #166
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Here's the story of a lovely lady
who was bringing up 3 very lovely girls........
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Old 05-10-2014, 12:30 AM   #167
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Boy the way Glen Miller played, songs that made the hit parade
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Old 05-10-2014, 06:24 AM   #168
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Night fever, night fever,
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Old 05-10-2014, 09:52 AM   #169
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I was born in a crossfire hurricane....
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Old 05-10-2014, 11:21 AM   #170
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I drink enough whiskey
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Old 05-10-2014, 04:59 PM   #171
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I've got one more silver dollar.....
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Old 05-10-2014, 05:27 PM   #172
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Well I'm standin' next to a mountain
Chop it down with the edge o' my hand.
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Old 05-10-2014, 06:45 PM   #173
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Harvest song - Neil Young
Aargh - can't get it our of my head!!,!
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Old 05-10-2014, 07:27 PM   #174
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But every song's like gold teeth, grey goose, trippin' in the bathroom
Blood stains, ball gowns, trashin' the hotel room,
We don't care, we're driving Cadillacs in our dreams.
But everybody's like Cristal, Maybach, diamonds on your timepiece.
Jet planes, islands, tigers on a gold leash.
We don't care, we aren't caught up in your love affair.
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Old 05-10-2014, 09:28 PM   #175
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Da da da
Da da da
Da da da
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Old 05-10-2014, 10:28 PM   #176
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In the beginning, I believed every word that you said
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Old 05-12-2014, 11:04 AM   #177
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took my fam'ly away from my Carolina home
Had dreams about the west and started to roam
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I took my troubles down to Madame Rue
You know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth
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Old 05-12-2014, 11:48 AM   #179
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I wanna get back
To my city by the Bay
Oh oo oh oh oo oh
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We've got a random red couch!
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