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Old 02-01-2011, 11:21 AM   #1581
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Old 02-01-2011, 01:10 PM   #1582
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Old 02-01-2011, 02:37 PM   #1583
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Old 02-01-2011, 02:53 PM   #1584
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Old 02-01-2011, 06:00 PM   #1585
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But he was a stylin' pimp...
Nope, you gotta rhyme with "Jose", that's how a limerick works.
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Old 02-01-2011, 06:01 PM   #1586
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Old 02-01-2011, 08:32 PM   #1587
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Old 02-01-2011, 10:12 PM   #1588
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And he left gorob's house for a date with Rosie.
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Old 02-01-2011, 10:13 PM   #1589
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Old 02-01-2011, 10:16 PM   #1590
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Old 02-01-2011, 10:27 PM   #1591
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Blizzards are crushing the Midwest,
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Old 02-02-2011, 06:15 AM   #1595
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To find my car is my quest.
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Old 02-02-2011, 10:39 AM   #1599
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There was no shadow from Phil,
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