Smitty81 roast. - Page 8

Ogre · 03-01-2012, 05:33 PM

You know that Smitty created the tooth brush??? If it had been anyone else, it would have been called the teeth brush.

maninblack · 03-01-2012, 05:39 PM

Ban him? I hardly knew him! On a serious note, my belly button smells like nacho cheese.

CigarNut · 03-01-2012, 05:59 PM

I tried to think of something good to say about Smitty… Nothing came to mind...

sevans105 · 03-01-2012, 06:39 PM

Man, I'm kinda jealous. I dont have 9 pages on my banter thread.

I guess even negative attention counts as attention.

maninblack · 03-01-2012, 06:50 PM

This isnt banter Scott, it's about how smitty's a joke. I think.

icehog3 · 03-01-2012, 07:02 PM

Now THIS is a roast!

Ogre · 03-01-2012, 07:10 PM

I wonder if Smitty can hold his liquor. Is seems that the attention whores are more talk then action!! Is that not right Tom???

icehog3 · 03-01-2012, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Ogre

I wonder if Smitty can hold his liquor. Is seems that the attention whores are more talk then action!! Is that not right Tom???

I've seen one or two over the years, Larry.

Jbailey · 03-01-2012, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

I've seen one or two over the years, Larry.

maninblack · 03-01-2012, 07:11 PM

We haven't been near mean enough yet. Let's bring the pain.

CigarSquid · 03-01-2012, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Islayphile

It's customary for the "roastee" to give out free Gurkha's to all who ask.

Dont forget mine.

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Originally Posted by jluck

Smitty couldn't even buy respect with mass bombings at this point.

Harsh. Oh Well, Roast on!

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Originally Posted by chippewastud79

Nobody can 'buy respect with mass bombings'.

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Originally Posted by maninblack

We haven't been near mean enough yet. Let's bring the pain.

I really cant get anything to bring the pain out.

for my lack of roasting.

cort · 03-01-2012, 08:48 PM

Does anyone know how long it takes for fingernails to grow back? It hurts to type.

oooo35980 · 03-01-2012, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by cort

Does anyone know how long it takes for fingernails to grow back? It hurts to type.

Everyone's fingernails are different, you have to see what works for you.

icehog3 · 03-01-2012, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by oooo35980

Everyone's fingernails are different, you have to see what works for you.

Lee Press-ons?

Boz · 03-01-2012, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by cort

Does anyone know how long it takes for fingernails to grow back? It hurts to type.

Stop gripping the handicap rail in the stall so hard.

oooo35980 · 03-01-2012, 10:10 PM

Is Lee a brand of press-ons?

icehog3 · 03-01-2012, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by oooo35980

Is Lee a brand of press-ons?

http://www.skooldays.com/categories/fashion/fa1555.htm

oooo35980 · 03-01-2012, 10:16 PM

How do you press those on?

icehog3 · 03-01-2012, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by oooo35980

How do you press those on?

http://iamtransgendered.com/ILovePressOnNails.aspx

Paragraph 6.

CigarNut · 03-01-2012, 10:19 PM

Just go for the gel coat; my wife says that they last for months.

03-01-2012, 05:33 PM	#1
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: Smitty81 roast. You know that Smitty created the tooth brush??? If it had been anyone else, it would have been called the teeth brush. __________________

03-01-2012, 05:39 PM	#2
maninblack Will smoke for food Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Kevin Location: Where the hoot owls f$ck the chickens Posts: 10,637 Trading: (80)	Re: Smitty81 roast. Ban him? I hardly knew him! On a serious note, my belly button smells like nacho cheese. __________________ Proud member of the GMCGTPWHAFA

03-01-2012, 05:59 PM	#3
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: Smitty81 roast. I tried to think of something good to say about Smitty… Nothing came to mind... __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

03-01-2012, 06:39 PM	#4
sevans105 Alpha Zombie Wolf "Sceve" Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Scott Location: Southern Minnesota Posts: 1,786 Trading: (30)	Re: Smitty81 roast. Man, I'm kinda jealous. I dont have 9 pages on my banter thread. I guess even negative attention counts as attention. __________________

03-01-2012, 06:50 PM	#5
maninblack Will smoke for food Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Kevin Location: Where the hoot owls f$ck the chickens Posts: 10,637 Trading: (80)	Re: Smitty81 roast. This isnt banter Scott, it's about how smitty's a joke. I think. __________________ Proud member of the GMCGTPWHAFA

03-01-2012, 07:02 PM	#6
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,767 Trading: (60)	Re: Smitty81 roast. Now THIS is a roast! __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

03-01-2012, 07:10 PM	#7
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: Smitty81 roast. I wonder if Smitty can hold his liquor. Is seems that the attention whores are more talk then action!! Is that not right Tom??? __________________

03-01-2012, 07:11 PM	#10
maninblack Will smoke for food Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Kevin Location: Where the hoot owls f$ck the chickens Posts: 10,637 Trading: (80)	Re: Smitty81 roast. We haven't been near mean enough yet. Let's bring the pain. __________________ Proud member of the GMCGTPWHAFA

03-01-2012, 08:48 PM	#12
cort ◤◢◣◥ Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Gary Posts: 4,478 Trading: (41)	Re: Smitty81 roast. Does anyone know how long it takes for fingernails to grow back? It hurts to type.

03-01-2012, 10:10 PM	#16
oooo35980 Feeling at Home Join Date: Mar 2011 First Name: Isaiah Location: Huntsville, AL Posts: 569 Trading: (3)	Re: Smitty81 roast. Is Lee a brand of press-ons?

03-01-2012, 10:16 PM	#18
oooo35980 Feeling at Home Join Date: Mar 2011 First Name: Isaiah Location: Huntsville, AL Posts: 569 Trading: (3)	Re: Smitty81 roast. How do you press those on?

03-01-2012, 10:19 PM	#20
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: Smitty81 roast. Just go for the gel coat; my wife says that they last for months. __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.