Smitty81 roast. - Page 8

03-01-2012, 05:24 PM

Everyone send me all those nasty Gurkha G3s for proper disposal.

icehog3 · 03-01-2012, 05:30 PM

This is a roast thread.

If people don't start insulting smitty immediately, the ToE will have no option but to close this thread.

I will also post a new thread with a poll for members' opinions on banning smitty.

Ashcan Bill · 03-01-2012, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Islayphile

Free is the only way anyone would take them

Nope. Not even for free.

Islayphile · 03-01-2012, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ashcan Bill

Nope. Not even for free.

Islayphile · 03-01-2012, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BC-Axeman

Everyone send me all those nasty Gurkha G3s for proper disposal.

You can have mine

smitty...hop on it will ya

Bageland2000 · 03-01-2012, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by smitty81

free gurkha?

What am I missing here?

a LOT more than you realize...

icehog3 · 03-01-2012, 05:53 PM

If the next post doesn't include an insult for smitty, I am shuttin' 'er down.

replicant_argent · 03-01-2012, 05:54 PM

Smitty makes Flava Flav look like Mr. Bean.

icehog3 · 03-01-2012, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by replicant_argent

Smitty makes Flava Flav look like Mr. Bean.

THAT'S what I'm talking about!!

replicant_argent · 03-01-2012, 05:56 PM

I once thought about asking Smitty for advice, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

replicant_argent · 03-01-2012, 05:57 PM

Smitty uses the search function like Lisa Lampanelli uses discretion about whether she screws 4 or 5 guys a night.

T.G · 03-01-2012, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

If the next post doesn't include an insult for smitty, I am shuttin' 'er down.

If it's a compliment, does he get banned?

Bageland2000 · 03-01-2012, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by replicant_argent

I once thought about asking Smitty for advice, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

My cousin's out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Douche-bag duty at the smitty roast...

replicant_argent · 03-01-2012, 06:04 PM

I was at a pet store once, and saw a puppy that was the product of love between Lisa Lampanelli and Smitty. I thought about buying it and calling it Smitty Jr. but I decided "CumDumpster" was a lot classier.
I didn't buy it, I rammed a cat down its throat to put it out of its inevitable misery.

Pseudosacred · 03-01-2012, 06:05 PM

So much animosity towards this guy

I'm not sure if he deserves it or not?

Islayphile · 03-01-2012, 06:07 PM

Animosity is such a strong word

Hatred will suffice

smitty81 · 03-01-2012, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

This is a roast thread.

If people don't start insulting smitty immediately, the ToE will have no option but to close this thread.

I will also post a new thread with a poll for members' opinions on banning smitty.

Ban me? really?

replicant_argent · 03-01-2012, 06:09 PM

Don't get me wrong, Smitty is a classy guy!

I once saw him use a New rubber on a 2 dollar syphilitic hooker.

Don't ask me why I was there, it was rock bottom for me.

Islayphile · 03-01-2012, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by replicant_argent

Don't get me wrong, Smitty is a classy guy!

I once saw him use a New rubber on a 2 dollar syphilitic hooker.

Don't ask me why I was there, it was rock bottom for me.

Even though we don't want to know, we gotta know

Bageland2000 · 03-01-2012, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pseudosacred

So much animosity towards this guy

I'm not sure if he deserves it or not?

He created the thread...

03-01-2012, 05:24 PM	#141
BC-Axeman Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Smitty81 roast. Everyone send me all those nasty Gurkha G3s for proper disposal.

03-01-2012, 05:30 PM	#142
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,293 Trading: (60)	Re: Smitty81 roast. This is a roast thread. If people don't start insulting smitty immediately, the ToE will have no option but to close this thread. I will also post a new thread with a poll for members' opinions on banning smitty. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

03-01-2012, 05:53 PM	#147
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,293 Trading: (60)	Re: Smitty81 roast. If the next post doesn't include an insult for smitty, I am shuttin' 'er down. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

03-01-2012, 05:54 PM	#148
replicant_argent Gravy Boat Winnah. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Pete Location: my attorney has advised against giving this information to insane people Posts: 5,326 Trading: (22)	Re: Smitty81 roast. Smitty makes Flava Flav look like Mr. Bean. __________________ www.stogietorch.com Some days call for a stiff Pomade.

03-01-2012, 05:56 PM	#150
replicant_argent Gravy Boat Winnah. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Pete Location: my attorney has advised against giving this information to insane people Posts: 5,326 Trading: (22)	Re: Smitty81 roast. I once thought about asking Smitty for advice, but then I took an arrow to the knee. __________________ www.stogietorch.com Some days call for a stiff Pomade.

03-01-2012, 05:57 PM	#151
replicant_argent Gravy Boat Winnah. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Pete Location: my attorney has advised against giving this information to insane people Posts: 5,326 Trading: (22)	Re: Smitty81 roast. Smitty uses the search function like Lisa Lampanelli uses discretion about whether she screws 4 or 5 guys a night. __________________ www.stogietorch.com Some days call for a stiff Pomade.

03-01-2012, 06:04 PM	#154
replicant_argent Gravy Boat Winnah. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Pete Location: my attorney has advised against giving this information to insane people Posts: 5,326 Trading: (22)	Re: Smitty81 roast. I was at a pet store once, and saw a puppy that was the product of love between Lisa Lampanelli and Smitty. I thought about buying it and calling it Smitty Jr. but I decided "CumDumpster" was a lot classier. I didn't buy it, I rammed a cat down its throat to put it out of its inevitable misery. __________________ www.stogietorch.com Some days call for a stiff Pomade.

03-01-2012, 06:05 PM	#155
Pseudosacred What will your verse be? Join Date: Jan 2012 First Name: Nick Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 423 Trading: (1)	Re: Smitty81 roast. So much animosity towards this guy I'm not sure if he deserves it or not?

03-01-2012, 06:07 PM	#156
Islayphile Wee Dram Hunter Join Date: Feb 2012 First Name: Mike Location: OH Posts: 801 Trading: (1)	Re: Smitty81 roast. Animosity is such a strong word Hatred will suffice __________________ RIP Thurman Lee Munson (June 7, 1947 – August 2, 1979)

03-01-2012, 06:09 PM	#158
replicant_argent Gravy Boat Winnah. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Pete Location: my attorney has advised against giving this information to insane people Posts: 5,326 Trading: (22)	Re: Smitty81 roast. Don't get me wrong, Smitty is a classy guy! I once saw him use a New rubber on a 2 dollar syphilitic hooker. Don't ask me why I was there, it was rock bottom for me. __________________ www.stogietorch.com Some days call for a stiff Pomade.