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Old 07-02-2012, 02:48 PM   #1
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Old 07-02-2012, 02:59 PM   #2
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Old 07-02-2012, 06:15 PM   #3
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Old 07-02-2012, 08:04 PM   #4
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I started my programming career using those.

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Old 07-02-2012, 08:19 PM   #5
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I started my programming career using those.

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Me too -- in addition to punch tape...
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Old 07-02-2012, 08:23 PM   #6
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Not old enough to know what most of this stuff is, but I am pretty sure I can name everything and have physically touched or used most of them.
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Old 07-03-2012, 02:41 AM   #7
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the local feed plant still has a computer that uses these, and its still in operation
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Old 07-02-2012, 06:53 PM   #8
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So jealous of my friends Commodore 64. I had the Vic 20. Memory storage on cassette tapes. Games were an instruction manual to write it yourself in BASIC.
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Old 07-02-2012, 06:19 PM   #9
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Old 07-03-2012, 01:00 PM   #10
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Old 07-05-2012, 04:38 PM   #11
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when i was a kid, my mom taught me math with that first
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Old 07-02-2012, 08:38 PM   #12
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Resizing the pic would help.
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Old 07-03-2012, 08:43 PM   #13
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I had one of those Little Professor's!
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Old 07-03-2012, 09:06 PM   #14
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My first programming job (1976) was on an NCR Century 101. Fast card reader and quire reliable. The IBM card punch machines with the duplicate function were da bomb!



I had been programming for several years beforehand, but the NCR is the only computer to electrocute me 3 times in one day, so it has a special place in my heart.
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My first programming job (1976) was on an NCR Century 101. Fast card reader and quire reliable. The IBM card punch machines with the duplicate function were da bomb!



I had been programming for several years beforehand, but the NCR is the only computer to electrocute me 3 times in one day, so it has a special place in my heart.
how did you electrocute yourself with one of these?
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how did you electrocute yourself with one of these?
The switch panel lifts up. It has a 220 input to dive all of it. My stupid boss was telling me how to fix the card reader start button over the phone using a paper clip. After three tries, I told his to shove it and went home.
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I miss these a lot.
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Old 07-05-2012, 11:15 AM   #18
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The switch panel lifts up. It has a 220 input to dive all of it. My stupid boss was telling me how to fix the card reader start button over the phone using a paper clip. After three tries, I told his to shove it and went home.
was his instructions to poke around at the high voltage electrified bits until it worked?
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Unfortunately I recognize them all.
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Dang, I remember all this stuff.

I remember when a new yo-yo with a slack tie in the center was the chit!
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