Limerick Thread! - Page 77

icehog3 · 03-12-2011, 11:57 PM

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I remember back when you could smoke in a bar,

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Big Brother has just taken things too far

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I want a cigar with my drink,

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Without anybody raising a stink,

Let's run the Smoke Nazis over with your car!

icehog3 · 03-12-2011, 11:57 PM

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It sucks to have to wield the Ban Stick,

Stephen · 03-13-2011, 01:03 PM

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It sucks to have to wield the Ban Stick,

But they have it coming to them if they've been a prick,

icehog3 · 03-13-2011, 10:18 PM

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It sucks to have to wield the Ban Stick,

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But they have it coming to them if they've been a prick,

Oh, there's been a few,

Stephen · 03-14-2011, 06:34 AM

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It sucks to have to wield the Ban Stick,

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But they have it coming to them if they've been a prick,

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Oh, there's been a few,

Some people just don't have a clue,

Gophernut · 03-14-2011, 09:28 AM

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It sucks to have to wield the Ban Stick,

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But they have it coming to them if they've been a prick,

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Oh, there's been a few,

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Some people just don't have a clue,

And those spammers will get hit with it quick.

Gophernut · 03-14-2011, 09:32 AM

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The NFL may not have a season,

Stephen · 03-14-2011, 09:47 AM

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The NFL may not have a season,

On either side there's just no pleasin',

Gophernut · 03-14-2011, 09:54 AM

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The NFL may not have a season,

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On either side there's just no pleasin',

Billions of dollars just aint enough,

icehog3 · 03-14-2011, 10:04 AM

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The NFL may not have a season,

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On either side there's just no pleasin',

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Billions of dollars just aint enough,

Ferraris and mansions, life is rough,

Stephen · 03-14-2011, 10:09 AM

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The NFL may not have a season,

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On either side there's just no pleasin',

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Billions of dollars just aint enough,

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Ferraris and mansions, life is rough,

They better play cause there's some Bears fans that need some teasin'!!

Gophernut · 03-14-2011, 11:16 AM

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My wife keeps calling me at work,

icehog3 · 03-14-2011, 02:46 PM

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My wife keeps calling me at work,

But my boss doesn't think it's a perk,

kelmac07 · 03-14-2011, 03:51 PM

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My wife keeps calling me at work,

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But my boss doesn't think it's a perk,

So I hung up the phone

icehog3 · 03-14-2011, 05:44 PM

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My wife keeps calling me at work,

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But my boss doesn't think it's a perk,

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So I hung up the phone

And like a good drone,

Gophernut · 03-15-2011, 11:41 AM

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My wife keeps calling me at work,

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But my boss doesn't think it's a perk,

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So I hung up the phone

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And like a good drone,

Kept plugging away for the miserable jerk.

Gophernut · 03-15-2011, 11:41 AM

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Work stress keeps piling up,

icehog3 · 03-15-2011, 01:16 PM

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Work stress keeps piling up,

Feels like a swift kick in the cup,

Gophernut · 03-15-2011, 01:46 PM

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Work stress keeps piling up,

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Feels like a swift kick in the cup,

Sometimes I feel like there is no hope,

icehog3 · 03-15-2011, 01:48 PM

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Work stress keeps piling up,

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Feels like a swift kick in the cup,

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Sometimes I feel like there is no hope,

But before I reach for a rope,

03-12-2011, 11:57 PM	#2
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,904 Trading: (60)	Re: Limerick Thread! NEW: It sucks to have to wield the Ban Stick, __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

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Gophernut Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: Hudson, WI Posts: 1,661 Trading: (15)	Re: Limerick Thread! NEW: The NFL may not have a season, __________________ "My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." Thomas Jefferson

03-14-2011, 11:16 AM	#12
Gophernut Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: Hudson, WI Posts: 1,661 Trading: (15)	Re: Limerick Thread! NEW: My wife keeps calling me at work, __________________ "My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." Thomas Jefferson

03-15-2011, 11:41 AM	#17
Gophernut Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: Hudson, WI Posts: 1,661 Trading: (15)	Re: Limerick Thread! NEW: Work stress keeps piling up, __________________ "My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." Thomas Jefferson