Cigar Asylum Cigar Forum  

Register FAQ Inmates List Calendar
Go Back   Cigar Asylum Cigar Forum > Non Cigar Specialty Forums > Misc > General Discussion
Reload this Page Limerick Thread!
Today's Posts

Reply
Page 76 of 113 « First < 26667475 76 777886 > Last »
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 01-17-2011, 09:24 AM   #1501
kugie
Have My Own Room
 
kugie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Joe
Location: Billerica, Ma.
Posts: 1,376
Trading: (3)
kugie will become famous soon enough
Default Re: Limerick Thread!
Originally Posted by VTDragon
New:

Just a week before I head south for some golf

Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3
I hired a caddie named Rolf,

Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon View Post
He knows Jack about golf, but lights my cigars

He Won't take his J.E.T.S only drives his cars
__________________
"Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!"
Dr. P. Venkman
kugie is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-17-2011, 11:44 AM   #1502
VTDragon
Feeling at Home
 
VTDragon's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2009
First Name: Gary
Location: Vermont
Posts: 627
Trading: (0)
VTDragon is on a distinguished road
Default Re: Limerick Thread!
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon View Post
New:

Just a week before I head south for some golf
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 View Post
I hired a caddie named Rolf,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon View Post
He knows Jack about golf, but lights my cigars
Quote:
Originally Posted by kugie View Post
He Won't take his J.E.T.S only drives his cars
Any talks about J.E.T.S. makes me want to raulf
__________________

An expert is a person who knows enough about what's really going on ... to be scared.
VTDragon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-17-2011, 11:46 AM   #1503
VTDragon
Feeling at Home
 
VTDragon's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2009
First Name: Gary
Location: Vermont
Posts: 627
Trading: (0)
VTDragon is on a distinguished road
Default Re: Limerick Thread!
New:
There once was a QB named Brady
__________________

An expert is a person who knows enough about what's really going on ... to be scared.
VTDragon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-17-2011, 11:49 AM   #1504
icehog3
Admiral Douchebag
 
icehog3's Avatar
15
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Tom
Location: Clermont, Kentucky
Posts: 71,440
Trading: (60)
HUpmann
icehog3 has disabled reputation
Default Re: Limerick Thread!
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon View Post
New:
There once was a QB named Brady
Who has quite a lovely young lady,
__________________


Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!
icehog3 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-17-2011, 11:55 AM   #1505
ChicagoWhiteSox
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Limerick Thread!
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon View Post
New:
There once was a QB named Brady
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 View Post
Who has quite a lovely young lady,
She cooks, cleans and washes his jeans,
  Reply With Quote
Old 01-17-2011, 02:53 PM   #1506
VTDragon
Feeling at Home
 
VTDragon's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2009
First Name: Gary
Location: Vermont
Posts: 627
Trading: (0)
VTDragon is on a distinguished road
Default Re: Limerick Thread!
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon View Post
New:
There once was a QB named Brady
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 View Post
Who has quite a lovely young lady,
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChicagoWhiteSox View Post
She cooks, cleans and washes his jeans,
And when he loses, she causes no scenes
__________________

An expert is a person who knows enough about what's really going on ... to be scared.
VTDragon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-17-2011, 03:14 PM   #1507
icehog3
Admiral Douchebag
 
icehog3's Avatar
15
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Tom
Location: Clermont, Kentucky
Posts: 71,440
Trading: (60)
HUpmann
icehog3 has disabled reputation
Default Re: Limerick Thread!
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon View Post
New:
There once was a QB named Brady
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 View Post
Who has quite a lovely young lady,
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChicagoWhiteSox View Post
She cooks, cleans and washes his jeans,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon View Post
And when he loses, she causes no scenes
Then runs off with Tony Romo to Haiti.
__________________


Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!
icehog3 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-17-2011, 03:14 PM   #1508
icehog3
Admiral Douchebag
 
icehog3's Avatar
15
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Tom
Location: Clermont, Kentucky
Posts: 71,440
Trading: (60)
HUpmann
icehog3 has disabled reputation
Default Re: Limerick Thread!
NEW:

Next week it's the Bears and the Packers,
__________________


Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!
icehog3 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-17-2011, 04:26 PM   #1509
14holestogie
Serial banter killer
 
14holestogie's Avatar
1
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Tim
Location: Clintonville, WI
Posts: 4,341
Trading: (52)
Partagas
14holestogie is a splendid one to behold14holestogie is a splendid one to behold14holestogie is a splendid one to behold14holestogie is a splendid one to behold14holestogie is a splendid one to behold14holestogie is a splendid one to behold14holestogie is a splendid one to behold
Default Re: Limerick Thread!
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 View Post
NEW:

Next week it's the Bears and the Packers,
Not a game for the weak or for slackers
__________________
I loves me a Parti
14holestogie is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-17-2011, 07:26 PM   #1510
icehog3
Admiral Douchebag
 
icehog3's Avatar
15
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Tom
Location: Clermont, Kentucky
Posts: 71,440
Trading: (60)
HUpmann
icehog3 has disabled reputation
Default Re: Limerick Thread!
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 View Post
NEW:

Next week it's the Bears and the Packers,
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie View Post
Not a game for the weak or for slackers
It's the old Black and Blue,
__________________


Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!
icehog3 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-17-2011, 07:37 PM   #1511
kugie
Have My Own Room
 
kugie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Joe
Location: Billerica, Ma.
Posts: 1,376
Trading: (3)
kugie will become famous soon enough
Default Re: Limerick Thread!
Originally Posted by icehog3
NEW:

Next week it's the Bears and the Packers,

Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie
Not a game for the weak or for slackers

Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 View Post
It's the old Black and Blue,
So if Green and Yellows not for you
__________________
"Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!"
Dr. P. Venkman
kugie is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-17-2011, 07:51 PM   #1512
icehog3
Admiral Douchebag
 
icehog3's Avatar
15
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Tom
Location: Clermont, Kentucky
Posts: 71,440
Trading: (60)
HUpmann
icehog3 has disabled reputation
Default Re: Limerick Thread!
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 View Post
NEW:

Next week it's the Bears and the Packers,
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie View Post
Not a game for the weak or for slackers
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 View Post
It's the old Black and Blue,
Quote:
Originally Posted by kugie View Post
So if Green and Yellows not for you
Then kick the Pack in the tallywhackers.
__________________


Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!
icehog3 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-17-2011, 07:51 PM   #1513
icehog3
Admiral Douchebag
 
icehog3's Avatar
15
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Tom
Location: Clermont, Kentucky
Posts: 71,440
Trading: (60)
HUpmann
icehog3 has disabled reputation
Default Re: Limerick Thread!
NEW:

Everyone should try to rhyme,
__________________


Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!
icehog3 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-18-2011, 08:47 AM   #1514
VTDragon
Feeling at Home
 
VTDragon's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2009
First Name: Gary
Location: Vermont
Posts: 627
Trading: (0)
VTDragon is on a distinguished road
Default Re: Limerick Thread!
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 View Post
NEW:

Everyone should try to rhyme,
Not to do so is a poetic crime
__________________

An expert is a person who knows enough about what's really going on ... to be scared.
VTDragon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-18-2011, 11:25 AM   #1515
icehog3
Admiral Douchebag
 
icehog3's Avatar
15
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Tom
Location: Clermont, Kentucky
Posts: 71,440
Trading: (60)
HUpmann
icehog3 has disabled reputation
Default Re: Limerick Thread!
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 View Post
NEW:

Everyone should try to rhyme,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon View Post
Not to do so is a poetic crime
It's fun and healthy,
__________________


Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!
icehog3 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-18-2011, 11:49 AM   #1516
gorob23
Brother of the Leaf
 
gorob23's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Rob
Location: On The Deck
Posts: 969
Trading: (0)
gorob23 has disabled reputation
Default Re: Limerick Thread!
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 View Post
It's fun and healthy,
and is of course, it is not a crime

Rob
__________________
I LOVE The BLACKHAWKS!

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

"Snow Globe"

I miss light switch
gorob23 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-18-2011, 02:11 PM   #1517
VTDragon
Feeling at Home
 
VTDragon's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2009
First Name: Gary
Location: Vermont
Posts: 627
Trading: (0)
VTDragon is on a distinguished road
Default Re: Limerick Thread!
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 View Post
NEW:

Everyone should try to rhyme,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon View Post
Not to do so is a poetic crime
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 View Post
It's fun and healthy,
It can be done by both the poor and the wealthy
__________________

An expert is a person who knows enough about what's really going on ... to be scared.
VTDragon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-19-2011, 01:18 PM   #1518
Gophernut
Have My Own Room
 
Gophernut's Avatar
2
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Steve
Location: Hudson, WI
Posts: 1,661
Trading: (15)
Diplomatico
Gophernut will become famous soon enoughGophernut will become famous soon enough
Default Re: Limerick Thread!
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 View Post
NEW:

Everyone should try to rhyme,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon View Post
Not to do so is a poetic crime
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 View Post
It's fun and healthy,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon View Post
It can be done by both the poor and the wealthy
You just need to take your time.
__________________
"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." Thomas Jefferson
Gophernut is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-19-2011, 01:19 PM   #1519
Gophernut
Have My Own Room
 
Gophernut's Avatar
2
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Steve
Location: Hudson, WI
Posts: 1,661
Trading: (15)
Diplomatico
Gophernut will become famous soon enoughGophernut will become famous soon enough
Default Re: Limerick Thread!
New:

The high for the day is below zero,
__________________
"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." Thomas Jefferson
Gophernut is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-19-2011, 01:23 PM   #1520
kugie
Have My Own Room
 
kugie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Joe
Location: Billerica, Ma.
Posts: 1,376
Trading: (3)
kugie will become famous soon enough
Default Re: Limerick Thread!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut View Post
New:

The high for the day is below zero,
My Belly is full from the meatball hero
__________________
"Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!"
Dr. P. Venkman
kugie is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 76 of 113 « First < 26667475 76 777886 > Last »

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 09:24 AM.

Contact Us - Cigar Asylum Cigar Forum - Archive - Top

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
All content is copyrighted jointly by Cigar Asylum and the content provider.