Limerick Thread! - Page 75

icehog3 · 01-07-2011, 04:38 PM

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First round of NFL playoffs this weekend

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Some beers will be drank, some elbows will bend,

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Chips, Dips, Booze and Wings

Strippers, (take off those wedding rings),

VTDragon · 01-09-2011, 05:26 PM

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First round of NFL playoffs this weekend

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Some beers will be drank, some elbows will bend,

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Chips, Dips, Booze and Wings

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Strippers, (take off those wedding rings),

The good teams begin to seperate from those that were just playing pretend

VTDragon · 01-09-2011, 05:27 PM

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Sittin' by the fire, football on TV

icehog3 · 01-10-2011, 01:22 AM

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Sittin' by the fire, football on TV

Turned off the audio and turned on Stevie,

VTDragon · 01-11-2011, 11:12 AM

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Sittin' by the fire, football on TV

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Turned off the audio and turned on Stevie,

My team was winning, so all was good

icehog3 · 01-11-2011, 11:36 AM

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Sittin' by the fire, football on TV

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Turned off the audio and turned on Stevie,

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My team was winning, so all was good

Felt like a kid in Mr. Roger's Neighborhood,

VTDragon · 01-13-2011, 09:49 AM

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Sittin' by the fire, football on TV

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Turned off the audio and turned on Stevie,

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My team was winning, so all was good

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Felt like a kid in Mr. Roger's Neighborhood,

Then the wife came in and switched the channel to Glee

VTDragon · 01-13-2011, 09:51 AM

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Still digging out from the recent big snow

icehog3 · 01-13-2011, 09:55 AM

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Still digging out from the recent big snow

All this shoveling is starting to blow,

VTDragon · 01-13-2011, 11:39 AM

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Still digging out from the recent big snow

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All this shoveling is starting to blow,

Takin' time out to have a good smoke

Mr B · 01-13-2011, 12:13 PM

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Still digging out from the recent big snow

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All this shoveling is starting to blow,

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Takin' time out to have a good smoke

"My feet are freezin" said the Bloke.

VTDragon · 01-14-2011, 10:47 AM

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Still digging out from the recent big snow

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All this shoveling is starting to blow,

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Takin' time out to have a good smoke

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"My feet are freezin" said the Bloke.

Go get Coach Ryan to suck on my toe

VTDragon · 01-14-2011, 10:48 AM

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Snow is present in 49 of the 50 states

icehog3 · 01-14-2011, 11:52 AM

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Snow is present in 49 of the 50 states

A guy stays home and masturbates,

Mr B · 01-14-2011, 01:25 PM

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Snow is present in 49 of the 50 states

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A guy stays home and masturbates,

Right or Left...he cant decide.

icehog3 · 01-14-2011, 07:08 PM

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Snow is present in 49 of the 50 states

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A guy stays home and masturbates,

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Right or Left...he cant decide.

Maybe he'll get a mail-order bride,

VTDragon · 01-16-2011, 01:37 PM

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Snow is present in 49 of the 50 states

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A guy stays home and masturbates,

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Right or Left...he cant decide.

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Maybe he'll get a mail-order bride,

Otherwise, until springtime he waits

VTDragon · 01-16-2011, 01:40 PM

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Just a week before I head south for some golf

icehog3 · 01-16-2011, 05:29 PM

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Just a week before I head south for some golf

I hired a caddie named Rolf,

VTDragon · 01-17-2011, 08:46 AM

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Just a week before I head south for some golf

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I hired a caddie named Rolf,

He knows Jack about golf, but lights my cigars

01-09-2011, 05:27 PM	#1483
VTDragon Feeling at Home Join Date: May 2009 First Name: Gary Location: Vermont Posts: 627 Trading: (0)	Re: Limerick Thread! New: Sittin' by the fire, football on TV __________________ An expert is a person who knows enough about what's really going on ... to be scared.

01-13-2011, 09:51 AM	#1488
VTDragon Feeling at Home Join Date: May 2009 First Name: Gary Location: Vermont Posts: 627 Trading: (0)	Re: Limerick Thread! New: Still digging out from the recent big snow __________________ An expert is a person who knows enough about what's really going on ... to be scared.

01-14-2011, 10:48 AM	#1493
VTDragon Feeling at Home Join Date: May 2009 First Name: Gary Location: Vermont Posts: 627 Trading: (0)	Re: Limerick Thread! New: Snow is present in 49 of the 50 states __________________ An expert is a person who knows enough about what's really going on ... to be scared.

01-16-2011, 01:40 PM	#1498
VTDragon Feeling at Home Join Date: May 2009 First Name: Gary Location: Vermont Posts: 627 Trading: (0)	Re: Limerick Thread! New: Just a week before I head south for some golf __________________ An expert is a person who knows enough about what's really going on ... to be scared.