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Old 01-31-2013, 03:26 AM   #1481
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Old 01-31-2013, 03:31 PM   #1482
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This made me laugh, all those late night questions. Would you remarry if I died?
How long would you wait to remarry? You do know my "girls" will make her life hell!

Ambien is a *****, your unable to lie.
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I saw this other day driving; buying it.
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Old 01-31-2013, 06:31 PM   #1484
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These make me want to have a seizure.
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Old 01-31-2013, 08:16 PM   #1486
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Old 01-31-2013, 08:18 PM   #1487
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I saw this other day driving; buying it.

I do this all the time. Especially on 30mph roads. Hate when they get so close you can't see their head lights.
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I do this all the time. Especially on 30mph roads. Hate when they get so close you can't see their head lights.
I do roughly 5 over speed limit unless its in a school zone or neighborhood no sense in speeding in those areas. So when they ride my ass I love pissing off them even more by slowing way down. It is funny watching them go balistic in review mirror.

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..guess I'm different. I let them go by. I travel armed and have a bigger responsibility to avoid escalation. I like having a faster moving car in front of me anyway

But the decision is all about " road mechanics" to me. At 2AM on an open interstate it's different. Nothing in front of me for a mile, nothing behind me for a mile, and a guy in the other lane in my blind spot pacing me for 10 minutes. The only other car on the road. Really? Are you like, lonely, or something. Even just as annoying behind me.. Nice. What if a deer jumps out? We are the only two cars on the road ! Why do you insist to be pacing me in my escape areas? Do we both have to crash if one of us screws up?
Back off or pass, and die on your own.

In that case ....I'll put up with it for a little while, then eventually punch it to 90 and lose em. Follow me now buddy? Works every time.

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I used to live in Boston. So true. Can't even see it on the map, but over half of those streets are probably one way AWAY from wherever you're trying to go. And street signs? HAH. non existent.

Tourists would come up to me and ask for directions. All you could really do is look at em with a sad expression and say "I'm sorry, I have no idea how to tell you how to get there form here". You really either knew, or you didn't. There was no such thing as directions, you couldn't even tell them what street to take, signs were usually missing, usually you didn't even know the name of the street, even though you had been taking it for years.
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I didn't go through all the previous pages but I will share this one, hopefully it wasn't posted.

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