Limerick Thread! - Page 7

icehog3 · 09-29-2010, 05:36 PM

As the old stuff had started to boil,

Mr B · 09-29-2010, 06:06 PM

My hands and shirt got all dirty

14holestogie · 09-29-2010, 06:24 PM

Wife came out and got flirty

Mr B · 09-29-2010, 06:29 PM

and we did it, there on the topsoil

Mr B · 09-29-2010, 06:30 PM

New:

I was told about fine cigars

GolfNut · 09-29-2010, 10:10 PM

while shopping one day for cars

GolfNut · 09-29-2010, 10:19 PM

it was rolled on the thigh

icehog3 · 09-29-2010, 11:03 PM

Of a sweaty Irish guy,

SmokeyJoe · 09-29-2010, 11:34 PM

Now you know why I frequent Belfast's bars!

SmokeyJoe · 09-29-2010, 11:35 PM

Your mother just called on the phone...

icehog3 · 09-29-2010, 11:41 PM

To tell you about the sweater she had sewn,

Wolfgang · 09-30-2010, 12:15 AM

She asked about assless chapps and nipple clamps...

icehog3 · 09-30-2010, 08:17 AM

And why Woflgang has menstrual cramps,

Wolfgang · 09-30-2010, 08:48 AM

Next time ill think before answering the the phone.

new one

I once met this girl in a bar.......

icehog3 · 09-30-2010, 08:48 AM

Who looked really hot from afar,

Wolfgang · 09-30-2010, 08:51 AM

I realized ive had too much beer and shouldnt go near

icehog3 · 09-30-2010, 08:55 AM

Because up close her head was shaped like a jar!

icehog3 · 09-30-2010, 08:55 AM

NEW:

Playing a nice game of hopscotch,

SmokeyJoe · 09-30-2010, 10:18 AM

My opponent tried to raise it a notch...

kugie · 09-30-2010, 10:24 AM

And thinking he was slick

09-29-2010, 05:36 PM	#121
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,440 Trading: (60)	Re: Limerick Thread! As the old stuff had started to boil, __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

09-29-2010, 06:06 PM	#122
Mr B Livin' in a Van.... Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: North Bay Area, CA Posts: 3,233 Trading: (79)	Re: Limerick Thread! My hands and shirt got all dirty

09-29-2010, 06:24 PM	#123
14holestogie Serial banter killer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Clintonville, WI Posts: 4,341 Trading: (52)	Re: Limerick Thread! Wife came out and got flirty __________________ *I loves me a Parti*

09-29-2010, 06:29 PM	#124
Mr B Livin' in a Van.... Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: North Bay Area, CA Posts: 3,233 Trading: (79)	Re: Limerick Thread! and we did it, there on the topsoil

09-29-2010, 06:30 PM	#125
Mr B Livin' in a Van.... Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: North Bay Area, CA Posts: 3,233 Trading: (79)	Re: Limerick Thread! New: I was told about fine cigars

09-29-2010, 10:10 PM	#126
GolfNut Back in the woodshop! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Forrest Location: Living room Posts: 1,361 Trading: (38)	Re: Limerick Thread! while shopping one day for cars

09-29-2010, 10:19 PM	#127
GolfNut Back in the woodshop! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Forrest Location: Living room Posts: 1,361 Trading: (38)	Re: Limerick Thread! it was rolled on the thigh

09-29-2010, 11:03 PM	#128
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,440 Trading: (60)	Re: Limerick Thread! Of a sweaty Irish guy, __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

09-29-2010, 11:34 PM	#129
SmokeyJoe Chief Wannastogie Lounge Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 3,163 Trading: (28)	Re: Limerick Thread! Now you know why I frequent Belfast's bars! __________________ "I intend to smoke a good cigar to the glory of God..." ~ Charles H. Spurgeon, British Baptist preacher

09-29-2010, 11:35 PM	#130
SmokeyJoe Chief Wannastogie Lounge Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 3,163 Trading: (28)	Re: Limerick Thread! Your mother just called on the phone... __________________ "I intend to smoke a good cigar to the glory of God..." ~ Charles H. Spurgeon, British Baptist preacher

09-29-2010, 11:41 PM	#131
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,440 Trading: (60)	Re: Limerick Thread! To tell you about the sweater she had sewn, __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

09-30-2010, 12:15 AM	#132
Wolfgang Back from the dead Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Tampa, Fl Posts: 2,541 Trading: (14)	Re: Limerick Thread! She asked about assless chapps and nipple clamps... __________________ You probably wont remember that test you failed, but you'll never forget the girl you were with the night before, when you decided not to study.

09-30-2010, 08:17 AM	#133
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,440 Trading: (60)	Re: Limerick Thread! And why Woflgang has menstrual cramps, __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

09-30-2010, 08:48 AM	#134
Wolfgang Back from the dead Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Tampa, Fl Posts: 2,541 Trading: (14)	Re: Limerick Thread! Next time ill think before answering the the phone. new one I once met this girl in a bar....... __________________ You probably wont remember that test you failed, but you'll never forget the girl you were with the night before, when you decided not to study.

09-30-2010, 08:48 AM	#135
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,440 Trading: (60)	Re: Limerick Thread! Who looked really hot from afar, __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

09-30-2010, 08:51 AM	#136
Wolfgang Back from the dead Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Tampa, Fl Posts: 2,541 Trading: (14)	Re: Limerick Thread! I realized ive had too much beer and shouldnt go near __________________ You probably wont remember that test you failed, but you'll never forget the girl you were with the night before, when you decided not to study.

09-30-2010, 08:55 AM	#137
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,440 Trading: (60)	Re: Limerick Thread! Because up close her head was shaped like a jar! __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

09-30-2010, 08:55 AM	#138
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,440 Trading: (60)	Re: Limerick Thread! NEW: Playing a nice game of hopscotch, __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

09-30-2010, 10:18 AM	#139
SmokeyJoe Chief Wannastogie Lounge Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 3,163 Trading: (28)	Re: Limerick Thread! My opponent tried to raise it a notch... __________________ "I intend to smoke a good cigar to the glory of God..." ~ Charles H. Spurgeon, British Baptist preacher

09-30-2010, 10:24 AM	#140
kugie Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Billerica, Ma. Posts: 1,376 Trading: (3)	Re: Limerick Thread! And thinking he was slick __________________ "Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!" Dr. P. Venkman