Fake Cohiba? - Page 7

Weelok · 02-03-2016, 03:07 PM

Oh, and I took the "good to go" statement as they were legit Cubans and I agree, they are legit. My two cents.

markem · 02-03-2016, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by dmiller662

good luck on your journey if you decide to undertake it...

Do you shoot skeet?

CigarNut · 02-03-2016, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by markem

Do you shoot skeet?

massphatness · 02-03-2016, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Weelok

Ok, I'm ignorant but what is FRT? Seriously, I have no idea. I live in an acronym rich environment as we all do but FRT is new to me.

I'm going to guess "F'ing retreads" but not retreads

Weelok · 02-03-2016, 03:20 PM

If it's Fweeking Retodded Trolls, well, I have been known to be guilty of that ahahahahaha but not many take that as a proud acknowledgement and it's often poor taste to enter a new board that way so hopefully it's more like Forward Repair Team.

Tio Gato · 02-03-2016, 03:53 PM

"What we have here is failure to communicate."

FTR and fo dw and check the family tree confused me for sure. Now I'm trying to figure out what "ethnic spectrum" is all about.

I do know persecutory delusion when I see it.

Porch Dweller · 02-03-2016, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Tio Gato

"What we have here is failure to communicate."

FTR and fo dw and check the family tree confused me for sure. Now I'm trying to figure out what "ethnic spectrum" is all about.

I do know persecutory delusion when I see it.

The "fo" is f--k off. I'm going to take a guess that the "dw" is d--k wad.

He'll explain what "ethnic spectrum" is if you go to his house with a tape measure. He'll get you a cigar and a drink, and then you'll have to put up with some...unpleasantness, but after that I'm sure he'll explain.

Tio Gato · 02-03-2016, 04:08 PM

Thanks for enlightening me. I love learning new stuff.

8zeros · 02-03-2016, 05:12 PM

Just out of curiosity, and maybe cuz this thread has unraveled, what looks suspect about the Cohiba? I haven't seen or smoked many and looking at that link that was posted the only thing I can figure is the type might be too bold.
Oh, and all's well out here in west central TX.

AdamJoshua · 02-03-2016, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Tio Gato

Thanks for enlightening me. I love learning new stuff.

fo dw!

kydsid · 02-03-2016, 05:44 PM

I wonder if this guy just assumed we all knew what he was saying all along and were just making fun of him by asking.

Brlesq · 02-03-2016, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by kydsid

I wonder if this guy just assumed we all knew what he was saying all along and were just making fun of him by asking.

Fo' shizzle

Weelok · 02-03-2016, 06:34 PM

I do have another question. If I visit And we are measuring male appendages, if I do smoke a cigar, has it been given a Lewinsky treatment or a Caitlyn Jenner special cigar? I'm not completely sure which is worst but I pretty sure I can attempt to hijack this thread while we discuss it?

dmiller662 · 02-03-2016, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Weelok

I do have another question. If I visit And we are measuring male appendages, if I do smoke a cigar, has it been given a Lewinsky treatment or a Caitlyn Jenner special cigar? I'm not completely sure which is worst but I pretty sure I can attempt to hijack this thread while we discuss it?

Well if I had my choice, and had to go with one or the other, much rather give it the Ol' Lewinsky treatment myself.. And bless Bill!!!

Weelok · 02-03-2016, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by dmiller662

Well if I had my choice, and had to go with one or the other, much rather give it the Ol' Lewinsky treatment myself.. And bless Bill!!!

ahahah, and I have to agree with you completely!!! Ok, but here is the next probably even more important question. Who here will admit to having Lewinsky'd a cigar? I have had one Lewinsky but no Caitlyn Jenners and no plans on a Caitlyn Jenner.

kydsid · 02-04-2016, 06:11 AM

I Lewinskied a Gurkha. I was desperate to make it taste better.

dmiller662 · 02-05-2016, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Weelok

ahahah, and I have to agree with you completely!!! Ok, but here is the next probably even more important question. Who here will admit to having Lewinsky'd a cigar? I have had one Lewinsky but no Caitlyn Jenners and no plans on a Caitlyn Jenner.

Well........ Jennering a Cigar is out of the question............. Well maybe, just maybe being paid enough money to purchase a small private island, and get plenty of counseling, with plenty of money left over, just might be a consideration......... Nah, I considered, and its still a NO!!

Dave128 · 02-05-2016, 02:47 PM

In all seriousness, dmiller662, can you please clarify what you meant by "good to go"? I'm sure the majority of the group would also appreciate it.

On another serious note, first impressions are damn near impossible to erase. You'll find that these are a great group of guys and gals that hang out here. As you are a new member here, I'd strongly suggest taking a step or two back and rethink how you've jumped at the legit questions asked of you. Just my

cmitch · 02-05-2016, 03:39 PM

As far as the overall band dmiller posted, I don't see what's so far off about it. It has the correct number of rows above Cohiba, the font is correct but I can see the font looks a tad bit too bold but without actually holding the band, it's hard to tell. I only have 3 authentic Cohibas to compare it to and 2 are Maduro 5's (Secretos and Genios).

markem · 02-05-2016, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by cmitch

As far as the overall band dmiller posted, I don't see what's so far off about it. It has the correct number of rows above Cohiba, the font is correct but I can see the font looks a tad bit too bold but without actually holding the band, it's hard to tell. I only have 3 authentic Cohibas to compare it to and 2 are Maduro 5's (Secretos and Genios).

True Cohiba bands will not truncate any row of squares. That's a big tip-off.

02-03-2016, 03:07 PM	#121
Weelok I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Jul 2011 First Name: Dave Location: Reno, NV Posts: 4,088 Trading: (21)	Re: Fake Cohiba? Oh, and I took the "good to go" statement as they were legit Cubans and I agree, they are legit. My two cents. __________________ Drink, pray, smoke, and work out.

02-03-2016, 03:20 PM	#125
Weelok I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Jul 2011 First Name: Dave Location: Reno, NV Posts: 4,088 Trading: (21)	Re: Fake Cohiba? If it's Fweeking Retodded Trolls, well, I have been known to be guilty of that ahahahahaha but not many take that as a proud acknowledgement and it's often poor taste to enter a new board that way so hopefully it's more like Forward Repair Team. __________________ Drink, pray, smoke, and work out.

02-03-2016, 03:53 PM	#126
Tio Gato Uncle Kitty Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jeff Location: Casa Grande, AZ Posts: 2,075 Trading: (11)	Re: Fake Cohiba? "What we have here is failure to communicate." FTR and fo dw and check the family tree confused me for sure. Now I'm trying to figure out what "ethnic spectrum" is all about. I do know persecutory delusion when I see it. __________________ "You stink like cigars Uncle Kitty!" Said my Boo age 3. "Kid, take care of your family and the hell with anyone else" My Grandpa Bubba.

02-03-2016, 04:08 PM	#128
Tio Gato Uncle Kitty Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jeff Location: Casa Grande, AZ Posts: 2,075 Trading: (11)	Re: Fake Cohiba? Thanks for enlightening me. I love learning new stuff. __________________ "You stink like cigars Uncle Kitty!" Said my Boo age 3. "Kid, take care of your family and the hell with anyone else" My Grandpa Bubba.

02-03-2016, 05:12 PM	#129
8zeros What's this button do? Join Date: Dec 2013 First Name: Roger Location: Far from everything Posts: 268 Trading: (0)	Re: Fake Cohiba? Just out of curiosity, and maybe cuz this thread has unraveled, what looks suspect about the Cohiba? I haven't seen or smoked many and looking at that link that was posted the only thing I can figure is the type might be too bold. Oh, and all's well out here in west central TX. __________________

02-03-2016, 05:44 PM	#131
kydsid Ditat Deus Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Jason Location: Among the Pines Posts: 2,361 Trading: (46)	Re: Fake Cohiba? I wonder if this guy just assumed we all knew what he was saying all along and were just making fun of him by asking. __________________ Check out the Cigar Asylum Newbie Sampler Trade

02-03-2016, 06:34 PM	#133
Weelok I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Jul 2011 First Name: Dave Location: Reno, NV Posts: 4,088 Trading: (21)	Re: Fake Cohiba? I do have another question. If I visit And we are measuring male appendages, if I do smoke a cigar, has it been given a Lewinsky treatment or a Caitlyn Jenner special cigar? I'm not completely sure which is worst but I pretty sure I can attempt to hijack this thread while we discuss it? __________________ Drink, pray, smoke, and work out.

02-04-2016, 06:11 AM	#136
kydsid Ditat Deus Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Jason Location: Among the Pines Posts: 2,361 Trading: (46)	Re: Fake Cohiba? I Lewinskied a Gurkha. I was desperate to make it taste better. __________________ Check out the Cigar Asylum Newbie Sampler Trade

02-05-2016, 02:47 PM	#138
Dave128 Sexy Dave Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Voorheesville, NY Posts: 3,922 Trading: (4)	Re: Fake Cohiba? In all seriousness, dmiller662, can you please clarify what you meant by "good to go"? I'm sure the majority of the group would also appreciate it. On another serious note, first impressions are damn near impossible to erase. You'll find that these are a great group of guys and gals that hang out here. As you are a new member here, I'd strongly suggest taking a step or two back and rethink how you've jumped at the legit questions asked of you. Just my __________________ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin I "heart" Boobies and Beer!

02-05-2016, 03:39 PM	#139
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	Re: Fake Cohiba? As far as the overall band dmiller posted, I don't see what's so far off about it. It has the correct number of rows above Cohiba, the font is correct but I can see the font looks a tad bit too bold but without actually holding the band, it's hard to tell. I only have 3 authentic Cohibas to compare it to and 2 are Maduro 5's (Secretos and Genios). __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.