Limerick Thread! - Page 68

Doctorossi · 12-21-2010, 01:30 PM

Don't get singed lighting up,

VTDragon · 12-22-2010, 09:00 AM

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Throw another yule log on the fire,

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Keep the temperature up, I'm starting to tire

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Don't get singed lighting up,

And be sure to fill up your cup

Mr B · 12-22-2010, 10:27 AM

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Throw another yule log on the fire,

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Originally Posted by VTDragon

Keep the temperature up, I'm starting to tire

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Originally Posted by Doctorossi

Don't get singed lighting up,

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And be sure to fill up your cup

and Santa will bring what you desire.

Mr B · 12-22-2010, 10:28 AM

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So many snacks, so many sweets

Doctorossi · 12-22-2010, 10:41 AM

but cigars are no-calorie treats!

icehog3 · 12-22-2010, 11:46 AM

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So many snacks, so many sweets

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but cigars are no-calorie treats!

So I will huff, and I will puff,

Mr B · 12-22-2010, 11:51 AM

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So many snacks, so many sweets

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Originally Posted by Doctorossi

but cigars are no-calorie treats!

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Originally Posted by icehog3

So I will huff, and I will puff,

and with Homer, drink a Duff

icehog3 · 12-22-2010, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr B

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So many snacks, so many sweets

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Originally Posted by Doctorossi

but cigars are no-calorie treats!

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Originally Posted by icehog3

So I will huff, and I will puff,

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Originally Posted by Mr B

and with Homer, drink a Duff

And avoid all the high calorie meats.

icehog3 · 12-22-2010, 12:11 PM

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It takes a wise man to decipher,

BloodSpite · 12-22-2010, 12:14 PM

A motivated man to inspire

VTDragon · 12-22-2010, 12:30 PM

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It takes a wise man to decipher,

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A motivated man to inspire

A generous man to donate

BloodSpite · 12-22-2010, 01:00 PM

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A generous man to donate

A patient man to hold prostate

Gophernut · 12-22-2010, 01:52 PM

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It takes a wise man to decipher,

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Originally Posted by BloodSpite

A motivated man to inspire

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A generous man to donate

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Originally Posted by BloodSpite

A patient man to hold prostate

And a fisherman to know a liar.

Gophernut · 12-22-2010, 01:53 PM

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Not too many days left this year,

BloodSpite · 12-22-2010, 01:54 PM

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Not too many days left this year,

Leaving little time to consume great beer

VTDragon · 12-22-2010, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Gophernut

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Not too many days left this year,

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Originally Posted by BloodSpite

Leaving little time to consume great beer

Can't wait too long, it gets skunky

BloodSpite · 12-22-2010, 02:20 PM

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Can't wait too long, it gets skunky

The after taste? A little funky

landhoney · 12-22-2010, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Gophernut

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Not too many days left this year,

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Originally Posted by BloodSpite

Leaving little time to consume great beer

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Originally Posted by VTDragon

Can't wait too long, it gets skunky

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Originally Posted by BloodSpite

The after taste? A little funky

But it still plants me square on my rear!

landhoney · 12-22-2010, 02:55 PM

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I zip through holiday traffic with ease

icehog3 · 12-22-2010, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by landhoney

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I zip through holiday traffic with ease

While taking a lesson in Japanese,

12-21-2010, 01:30 PM	#1341
Doctorossi Have My Own Room Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Burlington, VT Posts: 1,684 Trading: (8)	Re: Limerick Thread! Don't get singed lighting up, __________________ Marvin Shanken is a terrific guy... for me to poop on!

12-22-2010, 10:28 AM	#1344
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12-22-2010, 10:41 AM	#1345
Doctorossi Have My Own Room Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Burlington, VT Posts: 1,684 Trading: (8)	Re: Limerick Thread! but cigars are no-calorie treats! __________________ Marvin Shanken is a terrific guy... for me to poop on!

12-22-2010, 12:11 PM	#1349
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,173 Trading: (60)	Re: Limerick Thread! NEW: It takes a wise man to decipher, __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

12-22-2010, 12:14 PM	#1350
BloodSpite He Who Dares...WINS! Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Joe Location: Southwest, Missouri Posts: 364 Trading: (1)	Re: Limerick Thread! A motivated man to inspire

12-22-2010, 01:53 PM	#1354
Gophernut Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: Hudson, WI Posts: 1,661 Trading: (15)	Re: Limerick Thread! New: Not too many days left this year, __________________ "My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." Thomas Jefferson

12-22-2010, 02:55 PM	#1359
landhoney Mr. Charisma Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Seth Location: In the forest Posts: 2,639 Trading: (32)	Re: Limerick Thread! New: I zip through holiday traffic with ease __________________ Fields (to a heckling youngster): You're about to fall heir to a kitten stocking. Kid: What's a kitten stocking? Fields: A sock on the puss!