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Old 01-06-2011, 10:59 AM   #1
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Old 01-06-2011, 12:51 PM   #4
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They reposseseed my trailer today,
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Pulled away with trailer and wife, what luck!
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Old 01-06-2011, 04:15 PM   #13
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So many Christmas treats left over
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