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Old 12-18-2012, 10:53 PM   #1281
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Old 12-19-2012, 07:44 AM   #1282
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Old 12-19-2012, 09:13 AM   #1284
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Old 12-19-2012, 05:27 PM   #1286
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Old 12-19-2012, 05:40 PM   #1287
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I always think the 2nd horn should go to the idiot in the fast lane on the interstate who slows down to let the semi in front because he had his turn signal on, only to then execute the 20 minute pass.
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Old 12-19-2012, 08:24 PM   #1288
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I always think the 2nd horn should go to the idiot in the fast lane on the interstate who slows down to let the semi in front because he had his turn signal on, only to then execute the 20 minute pass.
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Old 12-19-2012, 08:50 PM   #1289
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I always think the 2nd horn should go to the idiot in the fast lane on the interstate who slows down to let the semi in front because he had his turn signal on, only to then execute the 20 minute pass.
Are you saying that semi's should not be allowed to pass on a two-lane highway?
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Old 12-19-2012, 08:56 PM   #1290
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Are you saying that semi's should not be allowed to pass on a two-lane highway?
that was my initial read as well, But I think what he was saying, with slightly fuzzy grammar, was the guy that AFTER the semi passes in the left lane and then gets over, the original car that let him in then takes 20 minutes to pass the semi.
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Old 12-19-2012, 09:00 PM   #1291
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that was my initial read as well, But I think what he was saying, with slightly fuzzy grammar, was the guy that AFTER the semi passes in the left lane and then gets over, the original car that let him in then takes 20 minutes to pass the semi.
Then he ain't writing in English, 'cuz what he wrote indicates that the semi takes 20 minutes to pass. Compound sentences can be hard and should not be attempted by the untrained.
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Are you saying that semi's should not be allowed to pass on a two-lane highway?
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