Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward

[icehog3]

Someone just post one up.

[Porch Dweller]

New quote: "The funny thing is on the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook."

[joatmon]

Shawshank Redemption

"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."

[SNKBYT]

BRAVEHEART


A Frenchman, a German, and an Irishman all walk into a bar. Each of them order a bottle of whiskey with a fly in each one.
The Frenchman says, "Mon dieu! I cannot drink this." So he gives it back.
The German picks out the fly and drinks his whiskey anyway.
The Irishman grabs the the fly by the throat and says, "Spit it out! Spit it out!"

[mncigarguy]

Sorry for the delay - continue!

[SNKBYT]

Originally Posted by SNKBYT

BRAVEHEART


A Frenchman, a German, and an Irishman all walk into a bar. Each of them order a bottle of whiskey with a fly in each one.
The Frenchman says, "Mon dieu! I cannot drink this." So he gives it back.
The German picks out the fly and drinks his whiskey anyway.
The Irishman grabs the the fly by the throat and says, "Spit it out! Spit it out!"

from the same movie

Old Hennesey's dying of the tuberculosis... so his missis sends for the priest to give him the last rites.
So the priest arrives at the death bed and says: "Hennesey, do you renounce Satan?"
"No," says Hennessey. "I do not." "You do not?" says the priest.
"No," says Hennessey. "A man in my condition can't afford to make any enemies."

[AdamJoshua]

Crossfire the tv show / movie

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!

[icehog3]

Godfather III.

"Joey......ZASA!!"

[AdamJoshua]

Originally Posted by icehog3

Godfather III.

Uh same movie Godfather III

0.2... Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Mr. Hoover, president of Delta house? 1.6; four C's and an F. A fine example you set! Daniel Simpson Day... HAS no grade point average. All courses incomplete. Mr. Blu...Mr. Blutarsky... zero... point... zero.

or

Guy: Before we go any further, there's something I have to tell you. I lied to you. I've never done this before.
Girl: You've never made out with a girl before?
Guy: No. No, I mean, I've never done what I think we're gonna do in a minute. I sort of did once, but I was drunk...
Girl: That's okay, Larry. Neither have I. It's my first time too. And besides, I lied to you, too.
Guy: Oh, yeah? What about?
Girl: I'm only 13.

[Porch Dweller]

Animal House

"This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff."

[AdamJoshua]

Caddyshack

Come on Bennett, throw away the chicken **** gun, you don't just want to pull the trigger, you want to put the knife in me, and look me in the eye, and see what's going on in there when you turn it, that's what you want to do, right?

[AdamJoshua]

Commando - Man that movie had the best Arnold one liners and bits.

new quote

Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

[Porch Dweller]

Ghostbusters

"There has been too much violence. Too much pain. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me your pump, the oil, the gasoline, and the whole compound, and I'll spare your lives. Just walk away and we'll give you a safe passageway in the wastelands. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror."

[joatmon]

Mad Max 2

“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.”

[icehog3]

Pulp Fiction.

"I'm a retired investor living on a pension. I came home to vote in the Presidential Election because they wouldn't give me an absentee ballot."

[AdamJoshua]

Originally Posted by icehog3

Pulp Fiction.

"I'm a retired investor living on a pension. I came home to vote in the Presidential Election because they wouldn't give me an absentee ballot."

Godfather II . Mr. Roth a combination of a couple of badass Jew mobsters

Hey, Woman. Hey, Woman! Listen here. Since your old man ain't got no heart, maybe you like to see a real man. I bet you stay up late every night dreamin' you had a real man, don't ya? I'll tell you what. Bring your pretty little self over to my apartment tonight, and I'll show you a real man.

from the same movie

No, I don't hate ______. I pity the fool, and I will destroy any man who tries to take what I got!

[icehog3]

Rocky III, the infamous Lawrence Tero, AKA Mr. T, AKA Clubber Lang.

"Doctor, I think I'd like to kiss you...."

"Alright....but you're so damn ugly".

[AdamJoshua]

I think I have this one but not 100% …

Planet of the Apes (?)

"Enough! You are, all of you are beneath me! I am a god, you dull creature, and I will not be bullied by…"

*slam slam slam*

"Puny God"

[Sooner]

The Avengers

"You're killing me smalls!"

[NeuRon]

Originally Posted by Sooner

The Avengers

"You're killing me smalls!"

The Sandlot!

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