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Old 09-29-2009, 06:42 AM   #1
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How about that one Senetor. Richard Santorum. I believe Santorum is the fluid produced by the "dark hole" during anal sex. That poor bastard is screwed.
It's made up.

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"Santorum is a sexual neologism proposed by American humorist and sex-advice columnist Dan Savage in 2003 to "memorialize" then US Republican Senator Rick Santorum from Pennsylvania due to the controversy over his statements on homosexuality. Savage asked his readers to submit new definitions for the term; the winning definition was "that frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex."


Similar to Favre.

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Old 09-29-2009, 10:26 AM   #2
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Let's see....I went to high school with a Shaqueeta (sha-kweet-ah), Charmika (shar-mee-ka), German (Herman), Alolu (O-luu), Soo Wong (So wrong), and a girl whose last name was Idoyuh (Pronounced Eee-doh-yu, looks like I do you).


Ahhh public schools...the breeding grounds of the unusual. Hell, my high school was the center of a HUGE national debate and media coverage in 1999/2000.
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Old 09-29-2009, 11:08 AM   #3
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Old 09-29-2009, 11:48 AM   #4
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Old 09-29-2009, 12:10 PM   #5
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I spent a few years in the Army Reserve (413th Supply Co. in NY) Had a captain with the initials P.M.S, and the S-3 Captain Wood, (nicknamed "woody"). Must have been one hell of a guffaw when he was promoted to Major.

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Old 09-29-2009, 01:46 PM   #6
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these come to my mind
last names:gaylord, bond
first name: anal (guy from eastern europe)
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Old 09-30-2009, 12:28 AM   #7
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There was a mortgage lady in Birmingham, AL, a decade or so ago. I forget her maiden name, but her first two names, which she went by, was Mary Jane. Of course, she married a guy by the name of Weed.
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Old 10-02-2009, 10:17 PM   #8
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Lol I love that.
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Old 10-02-2009, 10:25 PM   #9
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Botl named Long Hung lol
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Old 10-02-2009, 10:55 PM   #10
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A lady named Dixie Divine. True story. It was the damnedest name and she was a regular customer.
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Old 10-05-2009, 10:38 AM   #11
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FTW!

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Old 10-08-2009, 11:12 AM   #12
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This morning on the local morning news radio show, there was an interview with a woman about this upcoming Native American festival in Powhatan. It was immediately followed by traffic & weather, reported by a guy named Redd Skinner.

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Old 10-08-2009, 11:54 AM   #13
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There is a guy @ my work Named my ho.
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Old 10-08-2009, 02:44 PM   #14
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I knew someone in high school named Marvin Head. No, he wasn't a geeky, skinny guy either, but a big stoner with a bad attitude, so nobody made fun of HIS name! LOL! He's probably in prison now.
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Old 10-08-2009, 10:13 PM   #15
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- Pepper Mentz (I'm assuming Pepper was a nickname)
- White Brown
- Mike Hunt (seriously)
- Clear Brooke (first and middle name)
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Old 10-10-2009, 11:12 AM   #16
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a rep for my old company Bud Weiser.
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Old 10-10-2009, 12:27 PM   #17
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went to boot camp with a Dugal McDugal. and a roommate of mine had a friend that had a couple of kids with names yellojello and orangejello.
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