|
|
![]() |
#1 | |
YNWA
![]() |
![]() Quote:
From Wikipedia "Santorum is a sexual neologism proposed by American humorist and sex-advice columnist Dan Savage in 2003 to "memorialize" then US Republican Senator Rick Santorum from Pennsylvania due to the controversy over his statements on homosexuality. Savage asked his readers to submit new definitions for the term; the winning definition was "that frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex." Similar to Favre. "He favred on where to go on vacation until no one gave a rat's a$$"
__________________
Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are. -John Wooden |
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#2 |
ex-CS Swamp Gorilla
|
![]()
Let's see....I went to high school with a Shaqueeta (sha-kweet-ah), Charmika (shar-mee-ka), German (Herman), Alolu (O-luu), Soo Wong (So wrong), and a girl whose last name was Idoyuh (Pronounced Eee-doh-yu, looks like I do you).
Ahhh public schools...the breeding grounds of the unusual. Hell, my high school was the center of a HUGE national debate and media coverage in 1999/2000.
__________________
Back in black, and better than ever! You can't keep a good gorilla down! LSU Geaux Tigers! |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#5 |
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
![]()
I spent a few years in the Army Reserve (413th Supply Co. in NY) Had a captain with the initials P.M.S, and the S-3 Captain Wood, (nicknamed "woody"). Must have been one hell of a guffaw when he was promoted to Major.
Tried not to violate OPSEC here. |
![]() |
![]() |
#7 |
It is what it is.
|
![]()
There was a mortgage lady in Birmingham, AL, a decade or so ago. I forget her maiden name, but her first two names, which she went by, was Mary Jane. Of course, she married a guy by the name of Weed.
__________________
“If you believe in yourself and have dedication and pride, and never quit, you'll be a winner. The price of victory is high but so are the rewards.” - Paul W. Bryant |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#8 |
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
![]()
Lol I love that.
|
![]() |
![]() |
#10 |
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
![]()
A lady named Dixie Divine. True story. It was the damnedest name and she was a regular customer.
|
![]() |
![]() |
#11 |
Adjusting to the Life
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#12 |
The Homebrew Hammer
|
![]()
This morning on the local morning news radio show, there was an interview with a woman about this upcoming Native American festival in Powhatan. It was immediately followed by traffic & weather, reported by a guy named Redd Skinner.
I sh*t you not.
__________________
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#14 |
Cigar Smokin' Patriot
|
![]()
I knew someone in high school named Marvin Head. No, he wasn't a geeky, skinny guy either, but a big stoner with a bad attitude, so nobody made fun of HIS name! LOL! He's probably in prison now.
__________________
Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery None but ourselves can free our minds |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#15 |
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
![]()
- Pepper Mentz (I'm assuming Pepper was a nickname)
- White Brown - Mike Hunt (seriously) - Clear Brooke (first and middle name) |
![]() |