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Old 02-16-2009, 11:04 AM   #101
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When I looked at the prices of 69 at Camero SS that was $3000 when I was 16, but they are now $30,000.

I am an Insurance agent, and it hit me when I started quoting people that were born when I graduated high school.

When I look in the mirror, and my hairline is not what I used to be.

When I got my first real job selling computers they were 386's, and a 256mb hard drive was huge.

When I started driving gas was $.89 a gallon.

Baseball players weren't all juiced up, and the good golf players were a little chubby.

People held doors open for other people, and said please and thank you.

Our telepone when I was a kid was a party line.

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Old 02-16-2009, 11:29 AM   #102
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when a memory chip for a computer was a stack of punch cards 8 inches high to spell your name

That's funny. I took a computer class a 'while' ago that dealt with the basic science of punchcards and how the computer read them. A hard drive at that time was the size of a washing machine. Two or three megabytes of storage. Incredible.

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That's funny. I took a computer class a 'while' ago that dealt with the basic science of punchcards and how the computer read them. A hard drive at that time was the size of a washing machine. Two or three megabytes of storage. Incredible.

and I was just going to mention the 5.25 floppy disk with no hard drive
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Old 02-16-2009, 12:23 PM   #104
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When I looked at the prices of 69 at Camero SS that was $3000 when I was 16, but they are now $30,000.

I am an Insurance agent, and it hit me when I started quoting people that were born when I graduated high school.

When I look in the mirror, and my hairline is not what I used to be.

When I got my first real job selling computers they were 386's, and a 256mb hard drive was huge.

When I started driving gas was $.89 a gallon.

Baseball players weren't all juiced up, and the good golf players were a little chubby.

People held doors open for other people, and said please and thank you.

Our telepone when I was a kid was a party line.
I remember when we got an IBM PC with an 8088 processor in the engineering department I was working in when they came out.
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Old 02-16-2009, 12:26 PM   #105
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When popcorn called "JIFFY POP" had to be made on the stove no microwaves
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Old 02-16-2009, 12:34 PM   #106
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when a memory chip for a computer was a stack of punch cards 8 inches high to spell your name
I used to repair punch card readers.
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Old 02-16-2009, 01:53 PM   #107
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Your favorite TV program is Antiques Roadshow.

You go to the workshop to get a tool and have to return to figure out what tool you were going to get.

You were married before the new employees at work were born.
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Old 02-16-2009, 04:57 PM   #108
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You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

You sing along with the elevator music.


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Old 02-16-2009, 08:34 PM   #109
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Old 02-16-2009, 08:39 PM   #110
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TU4-37..

The thing that was even funnier.....was that she acted like it was the most incredible thing she had ever heard
That is pretty cool.
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Old 02-16-2009, 09:55 PM   #111
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My first part time job was working at a small independent gas station. We would take the tire off the rim, and patch the tube or inside of the tubeless tire for $2. A gallon of gas was normally 32 cents. During a "gas war" we had gas for 23 cents a gallon.

That's not a typo.
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Your back goes out more than you do.

When you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

Your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service. I've had this ability since dislocating my ankle 22 years ago.

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When popcorn called "JIFFY POP" had to be made on the stove no microwaves
I must be old because that was great popcorn!
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Old 02-17-2009, 01:12 AM   #114
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Old 02-17-2009, 08:59 PM   #115
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....when you:

a) Discover you have to take your glasses off to see details up close.

b) Grey hairs.

ENJOY LIFE IN YOUR 20'S! IT'S OVER FASTER THAN YOU THINK!
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Old 02-17-2009, 09:15 PM   #116
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I used to repair punch card readers.
Very similar to your vaporators in most respects...
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Old 02-17-2009, 09:31 PM   #117
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Very similar to your vaporators in most respects...
I had this dream I heard "I am your father" from some tall dark scary guy with a breathing problem,
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Old 02-17-2009, 09:44 PM   #118
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lol, this is quickly becoming one of my favorite threads. I guess I have something to look forward to in my older years
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Old 02-17-2009, 09:54 PM   #119
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You know whose phone number this is.......

867-5309

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b) Grey hairs.
What's worse is when they're not on your head...
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