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Old 06-16-2012, 07:33 PM   #101
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We still have a Sony Beta-Max! I'm beyond old.
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Old 06-16-2012, 07:35 PM   #102
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holy cow... that's impressive. does it still work?
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Old 06-16-2012, 07:39 PM   #103
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dunno- no tapes. It's HUGE!
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Old 06-16-2012, 07:39 PM   #104
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Im old enough to drink...
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Old 06-16-2012, 07:41 PM   #105
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Im old enough to drink...
Yea- but are you old enough to hold it??!!
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Old 06-16-2012, 07:46 PM   #106
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that's what really matters!
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Old 06-16-2012, 07:59 PM   #107
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Yea- but are you old enough to hold it??!!
I don't care who you are, that's funny right there!!!!
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Old 06-26-2012, 06:16 PM   #108
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Old 06-26-2012, 06:43 PM   #109
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LOL!!! I also remember the big broken wooden one it sat on...
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Old 06-26-2012, 07:48 PM   #110
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LOL!!! I also remember the big broken wooden one it sat on...
Lol....I thought we were the only ones that used the big broken Curtis Mathis as a stand for the new TV.
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Old 06-26-2012, 08:03 PM   #111
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I remember I was ecstatic when we FINALLY got a TV with a remote. I didn't have to get up and change channels for my parents anymore.
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Old 06-26-2012, 08:30 PM   #112
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We don't even watch tv if we can't find the remote. kind of nice sometimes
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Old 06-26-2012, 08:39 PM   #113
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This is the back of something that if you saw the front it would be obvious.
I'm old enough to know all of these things and used or played with 75% of them, except for this. Lance, how about a hint? lol
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Old 06-26-2012, 09:36 PM   #114
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I'm old enough to know all of these things and used or played with 75% of them, except for this. Lance, how about a hint? lol
You would put it by your front door. It went with something.
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Old 06-27-2012, 04:58 PM   #115
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How about these?

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Old 06-27-2012, 05:40 PM   #116
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How about these?

We have a huge set of glasses bought with those. Inherited them from my MIL.
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Old 06-29-2012, 07:51 PM   #117
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You would put it by your front door. It went with something.
You got me on this one. I don't even have a guess.
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Old 06-29-2012, 08:42 PM   #118
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How about these?

We also got these:

My mom collected both kinds of stamps and us kids used to help her put them in the stamp books... We were never allowed to come with when my parents redeemed the blue chip stamps. They usually redeemed the green stamps at the same grocery store where they got them.

Now it's all about afinity cards and points; The more things change the more they stay the same
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Old 06-29-2012, 09:00 PM   #119
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Old 06-29-2012, 09:07 PM   #120
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