Limerick Thread! - Page 57

12-08-2010, 09:42 AM

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He gave all his guests the boot,

Arty's next party invitation wasn't so tardy.

12-08-2010, 09:45 AM

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My wife came home with bad news,

Mr B · 12-08-2010, 09:52 AM

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My wife came home with bad news,

she said "at the herf, they allow no booze"

12-08-2010, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr B

she said "at the herf, they allow no booze"

when I heard those words my jaw did drop,

icehog3 · 12-08-2010, 10:28 AM

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My wife came home with bad news,

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she said "at the herf, they allow no booze"

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when I heard those words my jaw did drop,

"Nothing at the herf but milk and pop?",

VTDragon · 12-08-2010, 10:38 AM

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My wife came home with bad news,

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Originally Posted by Mr B

she said "at the herf, they allow no booze"

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Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32

when I heard those words my jaw did drop,

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Originally Posted by icehog3

"Nothing at the herf but milk and pop?",

Now I've got a real case of Holiday Blues

VTDragon · 12-08-2010, 10:39 AM

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Patriots shot down the high flying Jets

icehog3 · 12-08-2010, 10:40 AM

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Patriots shot down the high flying Jets

They might have gotten a better game from the Mets,

VTDragon · 12-08-2010, 10:44 AM

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Patriots shot down the high flying Jets

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They might have gotten a better game from the Mets,

Next up are the Big Bad Chicago Bears

icehog3 · 12-08-2010, 10:50 AM

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Patriots shot down the high flying Jets

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They might have gotten a better game from the Mets,

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Next up are the Big Bad Chicago Bears

See which dress Cutler wears,

VTDragon · 12-08-2010, 11:00 AM

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Patriots shot down the high flying Jets

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They might have gotten a better game from the Mets,

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Originally Posted by VTDragon

Next up are the Big Bad Chicago Bears

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See which dress Cutler wears,

Maybe he'll look like a Christmas Rockette

VTDragon · 12-08-2010, 11:01 AM

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It's getting too cold to smoke outside

Mr B · 12-08-2010, 11:11 AM

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It's getting too cold to smoke outside

and the public smoking laws we must abide

Gophernut · 12-08-2010, 11:38 AM

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It's getting too cold to smoke outside

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and the public smoking laws we must abide

I ask my wife about a garage heater,

icehog3 · 12-08-2010, 11:39 AM

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It's getting too cold to smoke outside

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and the public smoking laws we must abide

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I ask my wife about a garage heater,

And I'm a basement smoking cheater,

markem · 12-08-2010, 12:20 PM

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It's getting too cold to smoke outside

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and the public smoking laws we must abide

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I ask my wife about a garage heater,

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And I'm a basement smoking cheater,

Stupid ash - why can't I be a neater cheater?

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Of all the things that are grand in life

icehog3 · 12-08-2010, 02:47 PM

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It's getting too cold to smoke outside

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Originally Posted by Mr B

and the public smoking laws we must abide

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Originally Posted by Gophernut

I ask my wife about a garage heater,

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Originally Posted by Icehog3
And I'm a basement smoking cheater,

Stupid ash - why can't I be a neater cheater?

Mark....Line #5 needs to rhyme with lines #1 and #2 in a limerick.

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Of all the things that are grand in life

One of them is not my ex-wife,

14holestogie · 12-08-2010, 03:03 PM

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Of all the things that are grand in life

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One of them is not my ex-wife,

While we dated, we scootered

icehog3 · 12-08-2010, 03:09 PM

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Of all the things that are grand in life

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One of them is not my ex-wife,

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While we dated, we scootered

But I soon was de-cootered,

Mr B · 12-08-2010, 03:38 PM

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Of all the things that are grand in life

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Mark....Line #5 needs to rhyme with lines #1 and #2 in a limerick.

One of them is not my ex-wife,

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Originally Posted by 14holestogie

While we dated, we scootered

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But I soon was de-cootered,

I just hope they used a sterilized knife!!

12-08-2010, 09:45 AM	#1122
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12-08-2010, 11:01 AM	#1132
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12-08-2010, 12:20 PM	#1136
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,603 Trading: (47)	Re: Limerick Thread! Quote: Originally Posted by VTDragon New: It's getting too cold to smoke outside Quote: Originally Posted by Mr B and the public smoking laws we must abide Quote: Originally Posted by Gophernut I ask my wife about a garage heater, Quote: Originally Posted by Icehog3 And I'm a basement smoking cheater, Stupid ash - why can't I be a neater cheater? New: Of all the things that are grand in life __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx