Limerick Thread! - Page 56

Gophernut · 12-07-2010, 01:39 PM

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Strolling thru the park, smoking my favoirte stick.

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It's attractive and long and a little bit thick.

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Sometimes its long, sometimes its short,

As I took a puff, I heard an old lady retort,

landhoney · 12-07-2010, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr B

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Strolling thru the park, smoking my favoirte stick.

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Originally Posted by Doctorossi

It's attractive and long and a little bit thick.

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Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32

Sometimes its long, sometimes its short,

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Originally Posted by Gophernut

As I took a puff, I heard an old lady retort,

You're lucky it wasn't snatched by a Government hick!

landhoney · 12-07-2010, 01:46 PM

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Some say political limericks abound

Doctorossi · 12-07-2010, 01:48 PM

but all I can hear is a great sucking sound.

Gophernut · 12-07-2010, 01:48 PM

It takes all of my patience,

VTDragon · 12-07-2010, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by landhoney

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Some say political limericks abound

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Originally Posted by Doctorossi

but all I can hear is a great sucking sound.

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It takes all of my patience,

Trying to give some guidence

Gophernut · 12-07-2010, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by landhoney

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Some say political limericks abound

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Originally Posted by Doctorossi

but all I can hear is a great sucking sound.

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Originally Posted by Gophernut

It takes all of my patience,

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Originally Posted by VTDragon

Trying to give some guidence

Now only a locked thread is found.

Gophernut · 12-07-2010, 02:03 PM

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I think I should start my x-mas shopping,

Sled Dog · 12-07-2010, 02:08 PM

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I think I should start my x-mas shopping,

She gets a swiffer to help out with mopping

12-07-2010, 02:14 PM

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She gets a swiffer to help out with mopping

followed by something for the kitchen,

Gophernut · 12-07-2010, 02:18 PM

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I think I should start my x-mas shopping,

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Originally Posted by Sled Dog

She gets a swiffer to help out with mopping

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Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32

followed by something for the kitchen,

But I doubt she'll stop *****in,

Doctorossi · 12-07-2010, 03:07 PM

'Til I stop all the endless bar-hopping.

Doctorossi · 12-07-2010, 03:08 PM

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The ocean is ripe with strange veggies.

landhoney · 12-07-2010, 03:35 PM

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The ocean is ripe with strange veggies.

And fish that like to give wedgies

BloodSpite · 12-07-2010, 06:35 PM

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And fish that like to give wedgies

But there is no substitute

Mr B · 12-07-2010, 06:57 PM

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The ocean is ripe with strange veggies.

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And fish that like to give wedgies

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But there is no substitute

for catching a boot

markem · 12-07-2010, 07:45 PM

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The ocean is ripe with strange veggies.

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Originally Posted by landhoney

And fish that like to give wedgies

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Originally Posted by BloodSpite

But there is no substitute

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for catching a boot

From a scow that likes to go Toot! Toot!

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MC Hammer had a dinner party

BloodSpite · 12-07-2010, 07:52 PM

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MC Hammer had a dinner party

It got so bad the police called for arty

icehog3 · 12-08-2010, 12:27 AM

MC went Toot Toot,

Gophernut · 12-08-2010, 10:02 AM

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MC Hammer had a dinner party

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It got so bad the police called for arty

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MC went Toot Toot,

He gave all his guests the boot,

12-07-2010, 01:46 PM	#1103
landhoney Mr. Charisma Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Seth Location: In the forest Posts: 2,639 Trading: (32)	Re: Limerick Thread! New: Some say political limericks abound __________________ Fields (to a heckling youngster): You're about to fall heir to a kitten stocking. Kid: What's a kitten stocking? Fields: A sock on the puss!

12-07-2010, 01:48 PM	#1104
Doctorossi Have My Own Room Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Burlington, VT Posts: 1,684 Trading: (8)	Re: Limerick Thread! but all I can hear is a great sucking sound. __________________ Marvin Shanken is a terrific guy... for me to poop on!

12-07-2010, 01:48 PM	#1105
Gophernut Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: Hudson, WI Posts: 1,661 Trading: (15)	Re: Limerick Thread! It takes all of my patience, __________________ "My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." Thomas Jefferson

12-07-2010, 02:03 PM	#1108
Gophernut Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: Hudson, WI Posts: 1,661 Trading: (15)	Re: Limerick Thread! NEW: I think I should start my x-mas shopping, __________________ "My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." Thomas Jefferson

12-07-2010, 03:07 PM	#1112
Doctorossi Have My Own Room Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Burlington, VT Posts: 1,684 Trading: (8)	Re: Limerick Thread! 'Til I stop all the endless bar-hopping. __________________ Marvin Shanken is a terrific guy... for me to poop on!

12-07-2010, 03:08 PM	#1113
Doctorossi Have My Own Room Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Burlington, VT Posts: 1,684 Trading: (8)	Re: Limerick Thread! New: The ocean is ripe with strange veggies. __________________ Marvin Shanken is a terrific guy... for me to poop on!

12-08-2010, 12:27 AM	#1119
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,440 Trading: (60)	Re: Limerick Thread! MC went Toot Toot, __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!