Limerick Thread! - Page 53

12-03-2010, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Doctorossi

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Life is too short to smoke crap.

cheap cigars may be a trap

landhoney · 12-03-2010, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Doctorossi

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Life is too short to smoke crap.

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Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32

cheap cigars may be a trap

They make look smooth and nice

Mr B · 12-03-2010, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Doctorossi

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Life is too short to smoke crap.

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Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32

cheap cigars may be a trap

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Originally Posted by landhoney

They make look smooth and nice

but taste of Pickling Spice

icehog3 · 12-03-2010, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Doctorossi

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Life is too short to smoke crap.

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Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32

cheap cigars may be a trap

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Originally Posted by landhoney

They make look smooth and nice

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Originally Posted by Mr B

but taste of Pickling Spice

and might give you a case of the Clap!

icehog3 · 12-03-2010, 05:44 PM

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A smoke is a reward after chores,

Mr B · 12-03-2010, 06:14 PM

even when your mouth's filled with sores

icehog3 · 12-04-2010, 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

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A smoke is a reward after chores,

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Originally Posted by Mr B

even when your mouth's filled with sores

Add in chronic halitosis,

Gophernut · 12-04-2010, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

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A smoke is a reward after chores,

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Originally Posted by Mr B

even when your mouth's filled with sores

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Add in chronic halitosis,

Sleeping alone is your prognosis,

icehog3 · 12-04-2010, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

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A smoke is a reward after chores,

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Originally Posted by Mr B

even when your mouth's filled with sores

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Add in chronic halitosis,

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Originally Posted by Gophernut

Sleeping alone is your prognosis,

Unless of course you consort with whores.

icehog3 · 12-04-2010, 03:42 PM

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Driving up north to Wisconsin,

gorob23 · 12-04-2010, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

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Driving up north to Wisconsin,

I recalled the old show "Along Came Bronson"

icehog3 · 12-04-2010, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

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Driving up north to Wisconsin,

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Originally Posted by gorob23

I recalled the old show "Along Came Bronson"

It didn't star Charlie,

gorob23 · 12-05-2010, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

It didn't star Charlie,

but he rode his Harley and never liked to play in the snow

Rob

icehog3 · 12-05-2010, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

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Driving up north to Wisconsin,

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Originally Posted by gorob23

I recalled the old show "Along Came Bronson"

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Originally Posted by icehog3

It didn't star Charlie,

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Originally Posted by gorob23

but he rode his Harley,

Rob

edited to fit the format, Rob!

And was awfully proud of his johnson.

icehog3 · 12-05-2010, 04:58 PM

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I once had a brother named Zorro,

12-06-2010, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

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I once had a brother named Zorro,

My wife he once asked to borrow,

landhoney · 12-06-2010, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

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I once had a brother named Zorro,

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Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32

My wife he once asked to borrow,

I told Zorro, Go ahead

12-06-2010, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by landhoney

I told Zorro, Go ahead

then found out he diddled her in my bed,

gorob23 · 12-06-2010, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32

then found out he diddled her in my bed,

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Originally Posted by icehog3

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I once had a brother named Zorro,

14holestogie · 12-06-2010, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

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I once had a brother named Zorro,

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Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32

My wife he once asked to borrow,

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Originally Posted by landhoney

I told Zorro, Go ahead

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Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32

then found out he diddled her in my bed,

My brother's a dick and my wife is a whorro.

12-03-2010, 05:44 PM	#1045
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