Limerick Thread! - Page 5

icehog3 · 09-29-2010, 12:40 AM

Packing my gear for the rink,

Doctorossi · 09-29-2010, 07:17 AM

is a chore, 'cause my helmet is pink.

14holestogie · 09-29-2010, 08:44 AM

all the other guys snicker...

icehog3 · 09-29-2010, 09:14 AM

But my fists are much quicker,

SmokeyJoe · 09-29-2010, 09:40 AM

And I fight even better than I drink!

SmokeyJoe · 09-29-2010, 09:42 AM

There once was an Officer Brown...

Wolfgang · 09-29-2010, 10:12 AM

Pulled me over dressed as a clown.....

VTDragon · 09-29-2010, 10:26 AM

Unless he let me see ...

icehog3 · 09-29-2010, 01:29 PM

His little wee-wee,

Gophernut · 09-29-2010, 01:35 PM

I would surely be taken downtown.

New one:\

As I sit here sick of my job,

Lear31MX · 09-29-2010, 01:43 PM

thinking my boss is a knob

icehog3 · 09-29-2010, 01:43 PM

I logged into Google,

Mr B · 09-29-2010, 02:09 PM

and found cigars make me "not frugal"

SmokeyJoe · 09-29-2010, 02:12 PM

and lamenting, "what bank could I rob?"

SmokeyJoe · 09-29-2010, 02:13 PM

New one:

The Asylum is the best forum...

Mr B · 09-29-2010, 02:16 PM

loaded with knowledge and decorum

icehog3 · 09-29-2010, 02:16 PM

The ToE is quite loony,

Mr B · 09-29-2010, 02:19 PM

the padded cells are roomy

icehog3 · 09-29-2010, 02:21 PM

And when you ask for a beer, they just pour 'em.

icehog3 · 09-29-2010, 02:22 PM

My cigar was burning quite hot,

09-29-2010, 12:40 AM	#81
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,269 Trading: (60)	Re: Limerick Thread! Packing my gear for the rink, __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

09-29-2010, 07:17 AM	#82
Doctorossi Have My Own Room Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Burlington, VT Posts: 1,684 Trading: (8)	Re: Limerick Thread! is a chore, 'cause my helmet is pink. __________________ Marvin Shanken is a terrific guy... for me to poop on!

09-29-2010, 08:44 AM	#83
14holestogie Serial banter killer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Clintonville, WI Posts: 4,341 Trading: (52)	Re: Limerick Thread! all the other guys snicker... __________________ *I loves me a Parti*

09-29-2010, 09:14 AM	#84
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,269 Trading: (60)	Re: Limerick Thread! But my fists are much quicker, __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

09-29-2010, 09:40 AM	#85
SmokeyJoe Chief Wannastogie Lounge Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 3,160 Trading: (28)	Re: Limerick Thread! And I fight even better than I drink! __________________ "I intend to smoke a good cigar to the glory of God..." ~ Charles H. Spurgeon, British Baptist preacher

09-29-2010, 09:42 AM	#86
SmokeyJoe Chief Wannastogie Lounge Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 3,160 Trading: (28)	Re: Limerick Thread! There once was an Officer Brown... __________________ "I intend to smoke a good cigar to the glory of God..." ~ Charles H. Spurgeon, British Baptist preacher

09-29-2010, 10:12 AM	#87
Wolfgang Back from the dead Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Tampa, Fl Posts: 2,541 Trading: (14)	Re: Limerick Thread! Pulled me over dressed as a clown..... __________________ You probably wont remember that test you failed, but you'll never forget the girl you were with the night before, when you decided not to study.

09-29-2010, 10:26 AM	#88
VTDragon Feeling at Home Join Date: May 2009 First Name: Gary Location: Vermont Posts: 627 Trading: (0)	Re: Limerick Thread! Unless he let me see ... __________________ An expert is a person who knows enough about what's really going on ... to be scared.

09-29-2010, 01:29 PM	#89
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,269 Trading: (60)	Re: Limerick Thread! His little wee-wee, __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

09-29-2010, 01:35 PM	#90
Gophernut Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: Hudson, WI Posts: 1,661 Trading: (15)	Re: Limerick Thread! I would surely be taken downtown. New one:\ As I sit here sick of my job, __________________ "My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." Thomas Jefferson

09-29-2010, 01:43 PM	#91
Lear31MX Herf Crew of 2 Join Date: May 2010 First Name: Anthony Location: Pacific Northwest L.C.D.H. Posts: 451 Trading: (8)	Re: Limerick Thread! thinking my boss is a knob __________________ Being still and doing nothing are two very different things.

09-29-2010, 01:43 PM	#92
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,269 Trading: (60)	Re: Limerick Thread! I logged into Google, __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

09-29-2010, 02:09 PM	#93
Mr B Livin' in a Van.... Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: North Bay Area, CA Posts: 3,233 Trading: (79)	Re: Limerick Thread! and found cigars make me "not frugal"

09-29-2010, 02:12 PM	#94
SmokeyJoe Chief Wannastogie Lounge Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 3,160 Trading: (28)	Re: Limerick Thread! and lamenting, "what bank could I rob?" __________________ "I intend to smoke a good cigar to the glory of God..." ~ Charles H. Spurgeon, British Baptist preacher

09-29-2010, 02:13 PM	#95
SmokeyJoe Chief Wannastogie Lounge Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 3,160 Trading: (28)	Re: Limerick Thread! New one: The Asylum is the best forum... __________________ "I intend to smoke a good cigar to the glory of God..." ~ Charles H. Spurgeon, British Baptist preacher

09-29-2010, 02:16 PM	#96
Mr B Livin' in a Van.... Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: North Bay Area, CA Posts: 3,233 Trading: (79)	Re: Limerick Thread! loaded with knowledge and decorum

09-29-2010, 02:16 PM	#97
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,269 Trading: (60)	Re: Limerick Thread! The ToE is quite loony, __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

09-29-2010, 02:19 PM	#98
Mr B Livin' in a Van.... Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: North Bay Area, CA Posts: 3,233 Trading: (79)	Re: Limerick Thread! the padded cells are roomy

09-29-2010, 02:21 PM	#99
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,269 Trading: (60)	Re: Limerick Thread! And when you ask for a beer, they just pour 'em. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

09-29-2010, 02:22 PM	#100
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,269 Trading: (60)	Re: Limerick Thread! My cigar was burning quite hot, __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!