YOUR favorite sayings...... - Page 5

OLS · 05-25-2010, 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by MichaelJ

Does Howdy Doody have wooden balls?

Actually that's "Does Howdy Doody GOT wooden balls?" Cheech line, lol.
Also, NO FAIR. Military MFs can't play. Their entire life is sayings as I recall.
There is something about drawing from all 50 states and territories and living in
$hi+ conditions that brings out the sayings.

Speaking of Cheech. When asked about an old girlfriend. "It didn't work out....Well
it worked out once, but we worked it back in."

OLS · 05-25-2010, 07:47 AM

"Oh well...THAT'S Cue-bah"

pnoon · 05-25-2010, 07:50 AM

Nice review.

Mugen910 · 05-25-2010, 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pnoon

Nice review.

IBQTEE1 · 05-25-2010, 09:51 AM

It's not golfin' unless you are swearin'.

replicant_argent · 05-25-2010, 10:45 AM

I have been using the phrase "off like a prom dress" a lot lately.
Does that mean my cross dressing tendancies are coming out, or my indiscretions as a young man are manifesting?

14holestogie · 05-25-2010, 10:52 AM

Said to my (male) golfing buddies when a putt is woefully short...

"nice putt, does your husband golf too?"

...sorry, ladies....

rizzle · 05-25-2010, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jjirons69

f*cked up as a can of red wigglers

fify

Subvet642 · 05-25-2010, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by replicant_argent

I have been using the phrase "off like a prom dress" a lot lately.
Does that mean my cross dressing tendancies are coming out, or my indiscretions as a young man are manifesting?

If they weren't before, they are now!

Subvet642 · 05-25-2010, 10:58 AM

"Do you want me to run to the CVS and get you a f*ckin' lipstick, too?"

icehog3 · 05-25-2010, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bonjing

"my butt itches"

You owe me royalties, Greg.

JaKaacH · 05-25-2010, 07:38 PM

The more I practice, the luckier I get.

cort · 05-25-2010, 07:49 PM

F%ckin Eggs, Bacon.

Goldie · 05-25-2010, 08:01 PM

Who pissed in your Cheerios?

Kreth · 05-25-2010, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 14holestogie

Said to my (male) golfing buddies when a putt is woefully short...

"nice putt, does your husband golf too?"

...sorry, ladies....

or
"Hit it with your purse."

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secretsquirrel · 05-25-2010, 08:17 PM

Thats Higher than the balls on a giraffe!

neoflex · 05-25-2010, 08:56 PM

This saying seems to fit for so many different things. "Same Circus just different Clowns" We used this a lot when I was a fireman on Long Island.

TripleF · 05-26-2010, 06:50 AM

That's cooler than the other side of the pillow!!

SmokeyJoe · 05-26-2010, 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kreth

or
"Hit it with your purse."

Posted via Mobile Device

Sounds like my son's comments... he is merciless on the old man!

After a missed putt left short...

"What happened? Did your skirt fly up and distract you?"

or

"Don't worry... a little Midol will probably help those menstrual cramps."

Don't know where he learned to trash talk like that... must be from his mom.

Mugen910 · 05-26-2010, 08:18 AM

Not with that attitude you won't.

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