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05-25-2010, 06:38 PM | #1 |
ROCK Chalk JAYHAWK K U
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Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
The more I practice, the luckier I get.
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05-25-2010, 06:38 AM | #4 |
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Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
Man. that's crazier than a sprayed cockroach!
My favorite saying used to be: I'm busier than a one-legged man in a fanny kickin' contest!! (not anymore)
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05-25-2010, 06:50 AM | #6 |
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Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
Nice review.
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05-25-2010, 09:45 AM | #8 |
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Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
I have been using the phrase "off like a prom dress" a lot lately.
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05-25-2010, 09:52 AM | #9 |
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Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
Said to my (male) golfing buddies when a putt is woefully short...
"nice putt, does your husband golf too?" ...sorry, ladies....
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05-25-2010, 07:04 PM | #10 |
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05-26-2010, 07:15 AM | #12 |
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Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
Sounds like my son's comments... he is merciless on the old man!
After a missed putt left short... "What happened? Did your skirt fly up and distract you?" or "Don't worry... a little Midol will probably help those menstrual cramps." Don't know where he learned to trash talk like that... must be from his mom.
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05-25-2010, 09:55 AM | #13 |
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Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
If they weren't before, they are now!
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05-25-2010, 09:58 AM | #14 |
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Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
"Do you want me to run to the CVS and get you a f*ckin' lipstick, too?"
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05-25-2010, 07:01 PM | #15 |
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Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
Who pissed in your Cheerios?
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05-25-2010, 07:56 PM | #16 |
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Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
This saying seems to fit for so many different things. "Same Circus just different Clowns" We used this a lot when I was a fireman on Long Island.
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05-26-2010, 05:50 AM | #17 |
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Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
That's cooler than the other side of the pillow!!
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05-26-2010, 07:26 AM | #19 |
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Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
Variation on Tom's quote:
"Don't piss in my boot and tell me it's raining."
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05-26-2010, 08:59 AM | #20 |
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Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
........after a piss match...........
"Have a wonderful day".
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