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MajorCaptSilly · 10-23-2008, 07:29 PM

Children shouldn't play with dead things.

MCS

kgraybill · 10-23-2008, 07:49 PM

Dont tug on supermans cape,
Dont spit in the wind,
Dont pull the mask off ole lone ranger...

Hind site is 20/20 but you might bump into something when using it.

CBI_2 · 10-23-2008, 08:25 PM

A truth I remember from my grandmother: "Show me your friends and I'll tell you what kind of person you are."

CBI_2 · 10-23-2008, 09:31 PM

Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.

Man who eats prunes, gets good run for money.

jaycarla · 10-23-2008, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.

Would you mind having a seminar on this with my 16 year old daughter?

My addition:

If it smells funny don't eat it.

Old Sailor · 10-23-2008, 09:52 PM

Don't try this at Home...we're all trained professionals!

CBI_2 · 10-23-2008, 10:00 PM

Don't be so open minded that your brains fall out.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Mugen910 · 10-23-2008, 10:07 PM

Never stay in bed unless you get paid well for it.

Tikihut27 · 10-25-2008, 06:27 AM

"Don't look into car headlights and freeze, because you will either get run over or shot." -Bill Watterson as Hobbes

WyoBob · 10-25-2008, 07:36 AM

"Bought right is half-sold". Old cattle buyer's saying.

WyoBob

opus · 10-25-2008, 08:11 AM

Surprised I havn't seen this one yet:

If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck.

Walk softly and carry a big stick.

A friend in need is a friend in deed. Or as we used to say in the summer of love (1967 for you puppies) "A friend with weed is a friend in deed".

Don't bite the hand that feeds you.

One man's ceiling is another man's floor.

The older I get, the smarter my dad becomes. He is the smartest man I know. Virtually eveything he ever told me turned out to be true.

renton20 · 10-25-2008, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by opus

The older I get, the smarter my dad becomes. He is the smartest man I know. Virtually eveything he ever told me turned out to be true.

On that note,

When I was sixteen, my father was the most ignorant man in the world. By the time I reached 21, I was surprised at how much he had learned in five years
-Mark Twain

Steve · 10-25-2008, 10:56 AM

That's amazing, I have had the exact same experience!

Quote:

Originally Posted by renton20

On that note,

When I was sixteen, my father was the most ignorant man in the world. By the time I reached 21, I was surprised at how much he had learned in five years
-Mark Twain

SvilleKid · 10-25-2008, 11:52 PM

Government that can give you everything can take it all away.

Murphy was an optimist!!!

Be kind to your knees. You'll miss them when they're gone. (know this one by personal experience)

ca21455 · 10-26-2008, 12:26 AM

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming in terror like his passengers."

10-26-2008, 09:08 AM

Here is something my Great Grandmother told my little brother when he got in trouble for stuff his "friends" would do.

If you run with the wolves you howl with the wolves.

CBI_2 · 10-26-2008, 09:40 AM

Your actions are speaking so loudly I can't hear what your saying.

Beauty is only skin-deep but ugly goes to the bone.

Failure teaches success as long as you are willing to learn from it and don't stop trying.

Ignorance can be corrected but stupidity is permanent.

The grass is always greener over the septic tank.

Squid · 10-26-2008, 09:40 AM

Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill in the same night!

ucla695 · 10-26-2008, 07:50 PM

Insanity - doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.
- Ben Franklin

av8tor152d · 10-26-2008, 07:51 PM

Taking off is optional, Landing is mandatory.

10-23-2008, 07:29 PM	#81
MajorCaptSilly Sklee Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Mishawaka, IN Posts: 2,523 Trading: (30)	Re: Random Advice Thread Children shouldn't play with dead things. MCS

10-23-2008, 07:49 PM	#82
kgraybill Still Watching My Back Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Ken Location: Ellenwood, Georgia Posts: 181 Trading: (0)	Re: Random Advice Thread Dont tug on supermans cape, Dont spit in the wind, Dont pull the mask off ole lone ranger... Hind site is 20/20 but you might bump into something when using it. __________________ Ken

10-23-2008, 08:25 PM	#83
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: Random Advice Thread A truth I remember from my grandmother: "Show me your friends and I'll tell you what kind of person you are." __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

10-23-2008, 09:31 PM	#84
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: Random Advice Thread Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone. Man who eats prunes, gets good run for money. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

10-23-2008, 09:52 PM	#86
Old Sailor Black Ops - S.O.B. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dave Location: Side Porta!! Kingsville, Ont., Canada Posts: 4,200 Trading: (22)	Re: Random Advice Thread Don't try this at Home...we're all trained professionals! __________________ Canadian Armed Forces 1976! Canadian Coast Guard, retired in 2012 after 32 years!!

10-23-2008, 10:00 PM	#87
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: Random Advice Thread Don't be so open minded that your brains fall out. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

10-23-2008, 10:07 PM	#88
Mugen910 I <3 Huy Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Location Location: First Name Posts: 8,387 Trading: (106)	Re: Random Advice Thread Never stay in bed unless you get paid well for it. __________________ I'm not antisocial, I just think people are stupid.

10-25-2008, 06:27 AM	#89
Tikihut27 Learned to Love the Bomb Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 818 Trading: (3)	Re: Random Advice Thread "Don't look into car headlights and freeze, because you will either get run over or shot." -Bill Watterson as Hobbes __________________ I can no longer sit back and allow... the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

10-25-2008, 07:36 AM	#90
WyoBob Still Watching My Back Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Bob Location: Buffalo, WY Posts: 155 Trading: (1)	Re: Random Advice Thread "Bought right is half-sold". Old cattle buyer's saying. WyoBob

10-25-2008, 08:11 AM	#91
opus grouper groper Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Skip Location: SW Florida Posts: 59 Trading: (0)	Re: Random Advice Thread Surprised I havn't seen this one yet: If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck. Walk softly and carry a big stick. A friend in need is a friend in deed. Or as we used to say in the summer of love (1967 for you puppies) "A friend with weed is a friend in deed". Don't bite the hand that feeds you. One man's ceiling is another man's floor. The older I get, the smarter my dad becomes. He is the smartest man I know. Virtually eveything he ever told me turned out to be true. __________________ A man is only as good as his word Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely Last edited by opus; 10-25-2008 at 08:18 AM.

10-25-2008, 11:52 PM	#94
SvilleKid Yes I am a Pirate Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 33°46′08″N 86°28′16″W / 33.76895°N 86.471037°W Posts: 2,776 Trading: (52)	Re: Random Advice Thread Government that can give you everything can take it all away. Murphy was an optimist!!! Be kind to your knees. You'll miss them when they're gone. (know this one by personal experience) __________________ Ceilin' fan it stirs the air, Cigar smoke does swirl. The fragrance on the pillow case, and he thinks about the girl. Thanks, JB, 1975.

10-26-2008, 12:26 AM	#95
ca21455 Working on Reality Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: John Location: Backyard Posts: 393 Trading: (7)	Re: Random Advice Thread "I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming in terror like his passengers."

10-26-2008, 09:08 AM	#96
SmokinAFuente Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Random Advice Thread Here is something my Great Grandmother told my little brother when he got in trouble for stuff his "friends" would do. If you run with the wolves you howl with the wolves.

10-26-2008, 09:40 AM	#97
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: Random Advice Thread Your actions are speaking so loudly I can't hear what your saying. Beauty is only skin-deep but ugly goes to the bone. Failure teaches success as long as you are willing to learn from it and don't stop trying. Ignorance can be corrected but stupidity is permanent. The grass is always greener over the septic tank. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

10-26-2008, 09:40 AM	#98
Squid Old Man Herfer Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Poorhouse, NC Posts: 153 Trading: (1)	Re: Random Advice Thread Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill in the same night!

10-26-2008, 07:50 PM	#99
ucla695 Neither here, nor there Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Pool Posts: 3,696 Trading: (5)	Re: Random Advice Thread Insanity - doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. - Ben Franklin

10-26-2008, 07:51 PM	#100
av8tor152d Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jason Location: Huntsville AL Posts: 1,152 Trading: (21)	Re: Random Advice Thread Taking off is optional, Landing is mandatory. __________________ W.O.L.F. pack member since 2002