what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? - Page 5

galaga · 08-16-2010, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Cremosa Cubana, hands down.

Runners up:

Tamboril
Gurkha Regent
Fauxhiba at SHV

For those of you who weren't on CS back in 2005, Dave had a contest to see which cigar was worse, a Cremosa or a Tamboril. This was my entry after trying both cigars:

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Originally Posted by NCRadioMan

No question although my Tamboril was worse than the Cremosa but I don't want to even look at either one again. The Gurkha Legend in the pppp was really horrible at SH IV too.

Those three stick out as the worst.

No Dave loved 'em....Can't remember which one he liked best though. (Ignore the red look on his face, he's just using the outdoor facilities....

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Subvet642 · 08-16-2010, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by T.G

No, not really.

Now, if it were Liquid-Plumr, that's something I could get behind.

Isn't that a new Drew Estate product, an extension of their Acid line, called "Base"; *For when things can't get any worse*.

T.G · 08-16-2010, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Subvet642

Isn't that a new Drew Estate product, an extension of their Acid line, called "Base"; *For when things can't get any worse*.

Nah, Jon only uses natural products for the infusions, so it would have to be more like a new CAO Flavor. Moontrance, CherryBomb, BellaVanillia, DrainOpener, Eileen's Dream...

Subvet642 · 08-16-2010, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by T.G

Nah, Jon only uses natural products for the infusions, so it would have to be more like a new CAO Flavor. Moontrance, CherryBomb, BellaVanillia, DrainOpener, Eileen's Dream...

Ah, good to know. So their LVHs are meant to taste like sh!t, but naturally.

SmokinCozy · 08-16-2010, 12:58 PM

Maroma.....gave the box away

T.G · 08-16-2010, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Subvet642

Ah, good to know. So their LVHs are meant to taste like sh!t, but naturally.

*shrug*

The LVH line has never been an infused line, years ago, it used to be a long filler line with two blends: a medium bodied Cameroon wrapper (LVH) and a full-bodied Conn. broadleaf maduro (LVH Early Years). Then they disappeared for a year or year and a half, then came back as their current incarnation as mixed-filler cigars from scrap trimmings from other lines. One of the problems with mixed filler & short filler is that the bend can be inconsistent. Another thing about scrap trimmings is that the wrapper leaf has to be removed before the tobacco is used in mixed filler cigars because the wrapper will burn bitter inside the cigar. Someone could have messed up and you got a stick with a bunch of wrapper in the filler.

Subvet642 · 08-16-2010, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by T.G

*shrug*

The LVH line has never been an infused line, years ago, it used to be a long filler line with two blends: a medium bodied Cameroon wrapper (LVH) and a full-bodied Conn. broadleaf maduro (LVH Early Years). Then they disappeared for a year or year and a half, then came back as their current incarnation as mixed-filler cigars from scrap trimmings from other lines. One of the problems with mixed filler & short filler is that the bend can be inconsistent. Another thing about scrap trimmings is that the wrapper leaf has to be removed before the tobacco is used in mixed filler cigars because the wrapper will burn bitter inside the cigar. Someone could have messed up and you got a stick with a bunch of wrapper in the filler.

I know that they're not infused, but gawd, they were awful! I bought a box 'cause they were on sale for a stupid low price. I gave it the ol' college try, I smoked about 5 of 'em before I gave-up.

hotreds · 08-16-2010, 01:28 PM

Something called "Equus." It sure wasn't a cigar by any measure except the shape.

T.G · 08-16-2010, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Subvet642

I know that they're not infused, but gawd, they were awful! I bought a box 'cause they were on sale for a stupid low price. I gave it the ol' college try, I smoked about 5 of 'em before I gave-up.

Heh. I've done that before too.

Then there was that one night years ago I went cheap cigar hunting on cbid while drunk.

Big mistake. Ended up with a huge box, way too large to fit in the lockers at the post office (the clerk brought the box out to the counter on a freaking cart, and I was just standing there going WTF? This box must have been at least 2ft square, maybe closer to 3 in one dimension) full of crap cigars and 10 empty boxes showing up the next week that I didn't even remember ordering. Funny thing was, it only cost me less than $100 to fill that. So, that should give you an idea just how bad most of them were. Everything on CI's "Unsmokeables" page, yeah, I've tried them... and then some...

Adriftpanda · 08-16-2010, 01:36 PM

Creamosas aren't that bad compared to that Lars Gorilla Finger.

Subvet642 · 08-16-2010, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by hotreds

Something called "Equus." It sure wasn't a cigar by any measure except the shape.

Equus is Latin for "horse" so...

Subvet642 · 08-16-2010, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by T.G

Heh. I've done that before too.

Then there was that one night years ago I went cheap cigar hunting on cbid while drunk.

Big mistake. Ended up with a huge box, way too large to fit in the lockers at the post office (the clerk brought the box out to the counter on a freaking cart, and I was just standing there going WTF? This box must have been at least 2ft square, maybe closer to 3 in one dimension) full of crap cigars and 10 empty boxes showing up the next week that I didn't even remember ordering. Funny thing was, it only cost me less than $100 to fill that. So, that should give you an idea just how bad most of them were. Everything on CI's "Unsmokeables" page, yeah, I've tried them... and then some...

Generally speaking, Unsmokable as a description doesn't inspire any confidence in the product.

T.G · 08-16-2010, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Subvet642

Generally speaking, Unsmokable as a description doesn't inspire any confidence in the product.

Yup. Unfortunately, they didn't have that page back then to warn me.

Gee, I just bought half a dozen 5er's of Rosa Cubas and Oreo Cubanas for $1 each along with an entire box of Don Elias for $7, what could possibly go wrong?

csbrewfisher · 08-16-2010, 04:47 PM

1. Acid Kuba Kuba
2. Bucanero red label

longknocker · 08-16-2010, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by T.G

Heh. I've done that before too.

Then there was that one night years ago I went cheap cigar hunting on cbid while drunk.

Big mistake. Ended up with a huge box, way too large to fit in the lockers at the post office (the clerk brought the box out to the counter on a freaking cart, and I was just standing there going WTF? This box must have been at least 2ft square, maybe closer to 3 in one dimension) full of crap cigars and 10 empty boxes showing up the next week that I didn't even remember ordering. Funny thing was, it only cost me less than $100 to fill that. So, that should give you an idea just how bad most of them were. Everything on CI's "Unsmokeables" page, yeah, I've tried them... and then some...

Wow!!!! Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner For That Feat, Brother!

acarr · 08-16-2010, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Adriftpanda

Creamosas aren't that bad compared to that Lars Gorilla Finger.

Blasphemy! I have to say a Gurkha Legend is the worst.

csbrewfisher · 08-16-2010, 04:55 PM

Anything from CFO

Subvet642 · 08-16-2010, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by T.G

Yup. Unfortunately, they didn't have that page back then to warn me.

Gee, I just bought half a dozen 5er's of Rosa Cubas and Oreo Cubanas for $1 each along with an entire box of Don Elias for $7, what could possibly go wrong?

What went wrong was they were delivered.

GTsetGO · 08-16-2010, 06:36 PM

*puts on flame suit*

I am sure i will get a lot of $hit for this post. But I don't like anything from DPG.

Mr. Ed · 08-16-2010, 06:46 PM

Thompson's Iguana. A Candela (and very very green candela at that) wrapped cigar. Kind of tasted like a burning iguana.

I don't remember why I bought these. Must have been Thompson's spiffy catalog, plus I thought green cigars looked cool.

08-16-2010, 12:58 PM	#85
SmokinCozy I don't smoke that Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Craig Location: Los Angeles Posts: 562 Trading: (47)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? Maroma.....gave the box away __________________ And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain..

08-16-2010, 01:28 PM	#88
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,662 Trading: (63)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? Something called "Equus." It sure wasn't a cigar by any measure except the shape. __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.

08-16-2010, 01:36 PM	#90
Adriftpanda Peter's Daddy Join Date: May 2009 First Name: Huy Location: No one wants me Posts: 10,313 Trading: (74)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? Creamosas aren't that bad compared to that Lars Gorilla Finger. __________________ Who eats plantains when they can eat placenta.

08-16-2010, 04:47 PM	#94
csbrewfisher Welcome to my nightmare Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jerry Location: Colorado Springs Posts: 676 Trading: (10)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? 1. Acid Kuba Kuba 2. Bucanero red label __________________ http://www.facebook.com/csbrewfisher

08-16-2010, 04:55 PM	#97
csbrewfisher Welcome to my nightmare Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jerry Location: Colorado Springs Posts: 676 Trading: (10)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? Anything from CFO __________________ http://www.facebook.com/csbrewfisher

08-16-2010, 06:36 PM	#99
GTsetGO those were the droids Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: Rob Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 1,686 Trading: (5)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? puts on flame suit I am sure i will get a lot of $hit for this post. But I don't like anything from DPG. __________________ Modded Mustangs

08-16-2010, 06:46 PM	#100
Mr. Ed A horse is a horse... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Ed...duh Location: THE Burgh Posts: 499 Trading: (6)	Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? Thompson's Iguana. A Candela (and very very green candela at that) wrapped cigar. Kind of tasted like a burning iguana. I don't remember why I bought these. Must have been Thompson's spiffy catalog, plus I thought green cigars looked cool.