Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward

[Porch Dweller]

Originally Posted by AdamJoshua

Young Frankenstein

"I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper?"

Fargo

"Whereas what we have here? A bunch of fig-eaters wearing towels on their heads, trying to find reverse in a Soviet tank. This is not a worthy adversary."

[AdamJoshua]

The Big Lebowski

You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

[icehog3]

Planes, Trains and Automobiles....the perfect Thanksgiving choice.

"Put ze candle back!!"

[Chainsaw13]

Young Frankenstein (pronounced Fron-Ken-shteen)

"Is it too early for flapjacks?"

[Porch Dweller]

Originally Posted by Chainsaw13

Young Frankenstein (pronounced Fron-Ken-shteen)

"Is it too early for flapjacks?"

Groundhog Day

"Get it straight buster: I'm not here to say please, I'm here to tell you what to do and if self-preservation is an instinct you possess you'd better f***ing do it and do it quick. I'm here to help; if my help's not appreciated then lotsa luck, gentlemen."

[icehog3]

Pulp Fiction....Winston Wolff.

"Hey. Are you glad to see me, or is this a shotgun in your pocket?"

[AdamJoshua]

Scrooged


" Tell me Colonel.How do you propose that I join up with Indio? Maybe bring him a bunch of roses. "

[AdamJoshua]

Oh oh I know this one! For a Few Dollars More!

Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny ****ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.

[mhailey]

Christmas Vacation

"No no no no, you see it's a gun fight. We both have guns. We aim, we fire, you die."

[mhailey]

another, Same Movie:

"All I hear from you, you spineless cowards, is how poor you are; how you can't afford my taxes. Yet somehow, you managed to find the money to hire a gunfighter to kill me. If ya got so much money, I'm just gonna have to take some more. Because clearly some of you haven't got the message! This is my town! I run everything! If you live to see the dawn, it's because I allow it! I decide who lives and who dies!"

[AdamJoshua]

going to guess. Magnificent Seven .. I think that's correct.

[mhailey]

Originally Posted by AdamJoshua

going to guess. Magnificent Seven .. I think that's correct.

Sorry, but no. Think much newer. Right genra though.

Think Sharon Stone

[Porch Dweller]

Originally Posted by mhailey

Sorry, but no. Think much newer. Right genra though.

Think Sharon Stone

The Quick and the Dead


"Whoever killed my partner is still out there. I...if I could work cases like a real detective, I could prove it. But I'm not smart enough. I'm just the guy they bring in to scare the other guy s**tless."

[dijit]

I didnt think anyone would use LA Confidential quotes!

A naked man with a gun? Do you really expect anyone to believe that?

[AdamJoshua]

So another one? LA Confidential

First of all, I'd like to thank whichever one of you donut-munching, barrel-assed, pud-pulling sissies leaked this to the press. That's just what we need now: some sensational story in the papers making these boys out to be superheroes, triumphing over evil. Let me squash the rumors now. These two are not heroes. They're just two ordinary men who were put in an extraordinary situation and they just happened to come out on top. Yes, nothing from our far-reaching computer system has turned up diddly on these two. All we know is what we found out from the neighbors, and the general consensus is, they're angels. But angels don't kill. And we got two bodies in the morgue that look like they've been "serial-crushed by some huge friggin' guy".

[Porch Dweller]

Boondock Saints


"Hey a$$hole, he can't help you! I know what you are, okay? I know what you are and I know what you are not. I'm the best friend you have on the face of this earth, and I'm gonna help you understand something, you punk. You're no f**kin' cop!"

[Porch Dweller]

Originally Posted by Porch Dweller

Boondock Saints


"Hey a$$hole, he can't help you! I know what you are, okay? I know what you are and I know what you are not. I'm the best friend you have on the face of this earth, and I'm gonna help you understand something, you punk. You're no f**kin' cop!"

It's been a week; that was from "The Departed".

Can we get a seasonal theme going? I'll try and start it:
"Look, Daddy. Teacher says, every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings."

[icehog3]

It's a Wonderful Life.

"God Bless Us, Everyone!"

[Gabe215]

A Christmas Carol

It was..... Soap poisoning

[AdamJoshua]

Christmas Story ... and poor Ralphy never got his sight back

I never thought it was such a bad little tree. It's not bad at all, really. Maybe it just needs a little love.