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Old 10-01-2012, 05:57 PM   #821
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Snakes, spider, and bugs are venomous...unless you eat them, then they are poisonous. Your welcome on the unneeded, unwanted grammar correction.
Well, not quite.

"Toxins are poisons produced by some biological function in nature, and venoms are usually defined as toxins that are injected by a bite or sting to cause their effect, while other poisons are generally defined as substances absorbed through epithelial linings such as the skin or gut."

So toxins are poisons. Venoms are toxins that are injected. Ergo, a venom is a poison with a specific delivery mechanism, but still a poison at the end of the day.

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Old 10-01-2012, 06:01 PM   #822
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HAHA! It was more of a science correction anyway. Im horrible at punctuation and grammar
Absolutely you are, that post just proves it even more!
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Old 10-01-2012, 06:22 PM   #823
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Well, not quite.

"Toxins are poisons produced by some biological function in nature, and venoms are usually defined as toxins that are injected by a bite or sting to cause their effect, while other poisons are generally defined as substances absorbed through epithelial linings such as the skin or gut."

So toxins are poisons. Venoms are toxins that are injected. Ergo, a venom is a poison with a specific delivery mechanism, but still a poison at the end of the day.

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You are correct that venom has to be injected and that poisons are toxins, but all toxins are not poisons and venom is not poison, even extracted from a snake it is still called venom as it has to enter the blood stream( which in the end is what they really classify the difference) through an injection.
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Old 10-01-2012, 06:23 PM   #824
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Everything you never wanted to know and more...where's the funny pictures, M************s!!!!
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Old 10-01-2012, 06:25 PM   #825
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Old 10-01-2012, 06:34 PM   #826
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You are correct that venom has to be injected and that poisons are toxins, but all toxins are not poisons and venom is not poison, even extracted from a snake it is still called venom as it has to enter the blood stream( which in the end is what they really classify the difference) through an injection.
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Old 10-01-2012, 06:56 PM   #827
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Snakes, spider, and bugs are venomous...unless you eat them, then they are poisonous. Your welcome on the unneeded, unwanted grammar correction.
Sorry, Bob. I didn't realize I was correcting anything. And I still don't get that from my post. Probably my ignorance of the diff between poison and venom. Hell, down south, we are all ignorant anyway, and pretty much use the two terms interchangeably. That's just us being lazy!

Was it the flamethrower comment? If so, you took that wrong. The flamethrower was meant to be used as an eradication method for that hoard of spiders! My wife would not consider that to be an extreme solution!

Sorry you took offense. None was intended!

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Old 10-01-2012, 07:04 PM   #828
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no offense taken on my end nor meant to offend anyone else I was just messing around, im rarely serious about much of anything. Except cigars!
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Old 10-01-2012, 07:09 PM   #829
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I don't know if it's funny, but I kinda want Baconnaise now...
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Old 10-01-2012, 07:17 PM   #832
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Pretty Funny CJ. Japans some crazy people, and I hate to admit it... but I'd be willing to try the Bacon Mayonnaise if it didn't seem so, thick.... lol
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I wanna try it on a breakfast sandwich
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I agree with the gun Joke... but the tanning bed and the "hold on bro" had me floored
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I don't know if it's funny, but I kinda want Baconnaise now...

Meh. It's not that great, and there's no bacon in it, it's all chemicals. In fact, it's actually kosher.

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