Today I called the cops... - Page 4

replicant_argent · 02-23-2011, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

My butt itches.

You should call Luscious to help you take care of that, I have heard his hands can work magic.

the nub · 02-23-2011, 04:31 PM

I'm glad I live in a city where I don't worry about what the cops are doing. When cruisers park in front of my house, which they've done several times over the last few years, I'm glad. It means no one is going to f*ck with my place and if something happens in my neighborhood, they're right there to stop it.

replicant_argent · 02-23-2011, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by the nub

I'm glad I live in a city where I don't worry about what the cops are doing. When cruisers park in front of my house, which they've done several times over the last few years, I'm glad. It means no one is going to f*ck with my place and if something happens in my neighborhood, they're right there to stop it.

Don't get me wrong, I <3 cops cruising in my neighborhood. Hell, I have even volunteered, and let them use my yard to park their radar trailer.
This guy wasn't a cop. Unshaven, a little sloppy looking, moustache... I am fairly certain my city has a 'no facial hair' policy for cops, as I don't ever recall seeing any with a stache.

icehog3 · 02-23-2011, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by replicant_argent

You should call Luscious to help you take care of that, I have heard his hands can work magic.

I am WELL aware, Pete.

replicant_argent · 02-23-2011, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

I am WELL aware, Pete.

<shudders>
Where is that TMI smiley when you realllllly need it.

I gotta go use the mental floss.

icehog3 · 02-23-2011, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by replicant_argent

<shudders>
Where is that TMI smiley when you realllllly need it.

I gotta go use the mental floss.

I like it best when Luscious loofahs my stretch marks.

replicant_argent · 02-23-2011, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

i like it best when luscious loofahs my stretch marks.

g a a a a h h h!
M y b r a i n !

LasciviousXXX · 02-23-2011, 05:32 PM

Naked pilates, followed by a vigorous shower (loofah included) = how Tom and I roll

68TriShield · 02-23-2011, 05:33 PM

Is it getting hawt in here or is it just me

LasciviousXXX · 02-23-2011, 05:33 PM

Always just you brother

CigarNut · 02-23-2011, 05:43 PM

So that's why your avatar is smiling

DPD6030 · 02-23-2011, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by replicant_argent

Don't get me wrong, I <3 cops cruising in my neighborhood. Hell, I have even volunteered, and let them use my yard to park their radar trailer.
This guy wasn't a cop. Unshaven, a little sloppy looking, moustache... I am fairly certain my city has a 'no facial hair' policy for cops, as I don't ever recall seeing any with a stache.

Have you seen our UCs

They are exempt from that no hair policy. Of course I could have a stache just not a goatee. I'd rather have a goat. It produces milk which can make cheese.

taltos · 02-23-2011, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Been crunching numbers, and it seems to make sense as long as I can figure out what to do next, and make sure whatever it is gives me some health insurance.

Perhaps your next job will be Chief of Campus Cops at some school that caters to dumb rich girls.

taltos · 02-23-2011, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

I am WELL aware, Pete.

Is he tall enough to reach your butt?

icehog3 · 02-23-2011, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by taltos

Perhaps your next job will be Chief of Campus Cops at some school that caters to dumb rich girls.

Or maybe I could cut out the middle man, and just cater to dumb rich girls myself.

markem · 02-23-2011, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Or maybe I could cut out the middle man, and just cater to dumb rich girls myself.

You already do ... it's just that they don't know it

icehog3 · 02-23-2011, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by markem

You already do ... it's just that they don't know it

Cuz their so durn stoopid!!!

markem · 02-23-2011, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

cuz their so durn stoopid!!!

o ... M ... G !!!

02-23-2011, 04:31 PM	#62
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