Advice for B&M customers anyone? - Page 4

qsalinas · 03-09-2011, 03:33 PM

I got one...

Everytime I walk into my favorite B&M with my girlfriend. All of the regulars stare at her like she's some kind of RARE Cuban or a HMR Gurkha that no one has seen before. Although I think that my girlfriend is beautiful and all, can you guys stop drooling. It's not like she's on the Victoria Secret catalogs.

You could be honey and I think you should be***(Just in case she reads this)

kaisersozei · 03-09-2011, 03:42 PM

^^^^^

You mean like that?

j/k, I know what you mean.

icehog3 · 03-09-2011, 03:49 PM

When you have a beautiful girlfriend/wife, guys are gonna look. Get used to it, or get an ugly girlfriend.

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awsmith4 · 03-09-2011, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

When you have a beautiful girlfriend/wife, guys are gonna look. Get used to it, or get an ugly girlfriend.

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"If you're gonna be happy for the rest of your life..."

icehog3 · 03-09-2011, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by awsmith4

"If you're gonna be happy for the rest of your life..."

Bill86 · 03-09-2011, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

When you have a beautiful girlfriend/wife, guys are gonna look. Get used to it, or get an ugly girlfriend.

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Or in your case Tom, if you walk in with a beautiful wife AND girlfriend.....people are going to look.

loki · 03-09-2011, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by qsalinas

I got one...

Everytime I walk into my favorite B&M with my girlfriend. All of the regulars stare at her like she's some kind of RARE Cuban or a HMR Gurkha that no one has seen before. Although I think that my girlfriend is beautiful and all, can you guys stop drooling. It's not like she's on the Victoria Secret catalogs.

You could be honey and I think you should be***(Just in case she reads this)

you're taking a presumably good looking woman into a store that is populated by men...the hell do you expect to happen?

N2 GOLD · 03-09-2011, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by loki

you're taking a presumably good looking woman into a store that is populated by men...the hell do you expect to happen?

Yeah...

Volusianator · 03-09-2011, 04:34 PM

I work one day a week at a cigar shop, so I'll not get involved...that way it won't sound like I'm *****ing!

icehog3 · 03-09-2011, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Bill86

Or in your case Tom, if you walk in with a beautiful wife AND girlfriend.....people are going to look.

Did that once, Bill.......ONCE.

Bill86 · 03-09-2011, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Did that once, Bill.......ONCE.

Gee I wonder why?

docdoty · 03-09-2011, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Did that once, Bill.......ONCE.

Once a week........

enlightenedcigar · 03-10-2011, 05:03 PM

Had a customer crap himself and let it trickle down his pants and onto our lounge floor one time, then bolted. Please do not crap on our floor. Haha

hscmit · 03-10-2011, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by enlightenedcigar

Had a customer crap himself and let it trickle down his pants and onto our lounge floor one time, then bolted. Please do not crap on our floor. Haha

haha
bet it was a $hitty day for him too

loki · 03-10-2011, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by enlightenedcigar

Had a customer crap himself and let it trickle down his pants and onto our lounge floor one time, then bolted. Please do not crap on our floor. Haha

guess he had to run....or had the runs...either way

Stephen · 03-10-2011, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Bill86

Or in your case Tom, if you walk in with a beautiful wife AND girlfriend.....people are going to look.

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Did that once, Bill.......ONCE.

Who's wife?

icehog3 · 03-10-2011, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Stephen

Who's wife?

Exactly.

replicant_argent · 03-10-2011, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Stephen

Who's wife?

not to mention...

Whose girlfriend?

Bill86 · 03-10-2011, 08:49 PM

I'm guessing it's someone else's wife and her bi-curious girlfriend?

Tio Gato · 03-11-2011, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by enlightenedcigar

Had a customer crap himself and let it trickle down his pants and onto our lounge floor one time, then bolted. Please do not crap on our floor. Haha

Wow, any idea what he was smoking? Please share if you do!

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