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Old 02-29-2012, 08:06 PM   #61
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I'm lost. Is your roast as good as the Charlie sheen roast? I love me some cocaine on top of mine.
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Old 02-29-2012, 08:06 PM   #62
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Now I'm second guessing myself. Instead of meat loaf, maybe I should have whipped up some roast smitty tonight?
Yea, but if you don't get a good cut it's kinda fatty!!!!
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Old 02-29-2012, 08:06 PM   #63
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It's pretty cold here too, at night on the beach the wind chill can get down to like 70.
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Old 02-29-2012, 08:09 PM   #64
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It's pretty cold here too, at night on the beach the wind chill can get down to like 70.
Damn, and you without a parka!! How do you manage????
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Old 02-29-2012, 08:13 PM   #65
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When it hits thirty here I break out my speedo.
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Old 02-29-2012, 08:14 PM   #66
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I wear a parka.
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Old 02-29-2012, 08:17 PM   #67
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Yea, but if you don't get a good cut it's kinda fatty!!!!
Did you just make a fat joke?
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Old 02-29-2012, 08:20 PM   #68
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Did you just make a fat joke?
Why, you weight challenged???? Cause it looks like I did!!!
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Old 02-29-2012, 08:24 PM   #69
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When it hits thirty here I break out my speedo.
And you wonder why nobody visits you!!!!
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Old 02-29-2012, 08:33 PM   #70
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Why, you weight challenged???? Cause it looks like I did!!!
Na......not yet anyhow
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Old 02-29-2012, 08:53 PM   #71
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And you wonder why nobody visits you!!!!
You've seen me in my hot tub. Dead sexy!
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Old 02-29-2012, 08:57 PM   #72
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Has anyone ever squeezed the hand rails so hard while pooping that your fingernails fell off?
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You've seen me in my hot tub. Dead sexy!
You got that dead part right!!! It is funny that every pic you post of the hot tube, your alone.
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That's cause my wife can hold her breath.
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That's cause my wife can hold her breath.
With you in it, I don't think there is room for her!!!!
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Old 02-29-2012, 09:14 PM   #76
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That's cause my wife can hold her breath.
That was funny
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Old 02-29-2012, 09:22 PM   #77
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With you in it, I don't think there is room for her!!!!
True. I'm a bigger man. Lots of lovin to go around.
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Has anyone ever squeezed the hand rails so hard while pooping that your fingernails fell off?
How did this comment get passed up for almost an hour?
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How did this comment get passed up for almost an hour?
Because it come from Gary.
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Boo Gary.
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