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Old 07-09-2009, 05:25 AM   #641
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"I'm gonna bite my pillow, is what I'm gonna do!"
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"I'm the sheriff of a town of 500 people. I got my qualification from a course on the internet. For my arms training, they just told me to play Doom!"
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Old 07-10-2009, 03:05 PM   #643
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"I'm the sheriff of a town of 500 people. I got my qualification from a course on the internet. For my arms training, they just told me to play Doom!"
Local sheriff to Tim Allen's character in "Wild Hogs"

How about:

"...... so he just shoot the piano player; and they hung him!"
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Old 07-15-2009, 01:48 AM   #644
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Local sheriff to Tim Allen's character in "Wild Hogs"

How about:

"...... so he just shoot the piano player; and they hung him!"
OK, another quote, same movie:

"I'm looking at a badge with a drunk pinned to it"
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Old 07-15-2009, 03:04 AM   #645
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OK, another quote, same movie:

"I'm looking at a badge with a drunk pinned to it"
El Dorado

Now to move the quotes away from the Howdy Do-Dee generation to something a little more current...

"She's right though. I'm gonna whip you silly, then I'm gonna @#$k you stupid. You wanna do the man dance? First dance is yours."
 
Old 07-15-2009, 10:06 AM   #646
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Way of the Gun, I believe.


Next:
"Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while that you shouldn't have fu(ked with?"
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Old 07-15-2009, 10:51 AM   #647
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Way of the Gun, I believe.


Next:
"Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while that you shouldn't have fu(ked with?"
Gran Turino....great movie!!!!!

"Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?"
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Old 07-15-2009, 08:37 PM   #648
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Caddyshack!

"Nicky's methods of betting weren't scientific, but they worked. When he won, he collected. When he lost, he told the bookies to go f*** themselves. I mean, what were they going to do, muscle Nicky? Nicky was the muscle."
 
Old 07-15-2009, 09:23 PM   #649
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"Right after you eat the peanuts outta my $hit!"
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Old 07-16-2009, 06:56 AM   #650
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Old 07-17-2009, 06:55 AM   #651
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Old 07-17-2009, 07:42 AM   #652
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"This town needs an enema!"
Batman (w/ Michael Keaton and Jack Nicholson)



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"Right after you eat the peanuts outta my $hit!"
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"This town needs an enema!"
Batman.


"The grass so green. Skies so blue. Spectre is really great!"
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The Godfather

"I gave him offer he couldn't refuse".
 
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"The grass so green. Skies so blue. Spectre is really great!"
Big Fish

"Oh, is that the one about the hooker with the dysentery?"


RatPack...it's not posting random quotes. You need to guess the previous quote and post another.
 
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"Oh, is that the one about the hooker with the dysentery?"


RatPack...it's not posting random quotes. You need to guess the previous quote and post another.
Thanks for the quotes, RatPack. Guess the current quote, then post one for us to guess, looks like you have some good ones there. BTW, to keep the continuity, make sure you quote the post that you are guessing, then you solution. Then your quote that you wish to puzzle us with!

SchizoFilly, yours is from "The Usual Suspects"

how about:

Character a: "Second rate punk," eh?
Character b: Sorry. All I could think of on the spur of the moment.
Character a: Thanks, that makes it even worse."
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Thanks for the quotes, RatPack. Guess the current quote, then post one for us to guess, looks like you have some good ones there. BTW, to keep the continuity, make sure you quote the post that you are guessing, then you solution. Then your quote that you wish to puzzle us with!

SchizoFilly, yours is from "The Usual Suspects"

how about:

Character a: "Second rate punk," eh?
Character b: Sorry. All I could think of on the spur of the moment.
Character a: Thanks, that makes it even worse."
Great WWII movie, Clint Eastwood and Richard Burton. Thinking about watching in now! Where Eagles Dare

How about:

"Sleep well, and dream of large women"
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Great WWII movie, Clint Eastwood and Richard Burton. Thinking about watching in now! Where Eagles Dare

How about:

"Sleep well, and dream of large women"
The Princess Bride

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The Princess Bride

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