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Old 06-02-2012, 04:54 PM   #6301
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I see your kid, and I think of the French knights in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" for some reason. No offense.
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Old 06-02-2012, 06:37 PM   #6302
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I see your kid, and I think of the French knights in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" for some reason. No offense.
You silly kaaa nigits!
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Old 06-02-2012, 06:54 PM   #6303
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I fart in your general direction.....

You mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!!!

Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!!
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Old 06-02-2012, 07:10 PM   #6304
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i suddenly have the urge to go carve something
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Old 06-02-2012, 07:20 PM   #6305
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I fart in your general direction.....

You mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!!!

Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!!
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Old 06-03-2012, 03:43 PM   #6306
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Old 06-03-2012, 06:02 PM   #6307
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Old 06-03-2012, 06:15 PM   #6308
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^haha too funny.
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Old 06-04-2012, 07:00 AM   #6309
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Old 06-04-2012, 07:29 AM   #6310
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Old 06-04-2012, 11:01 AM   #6314
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Why does this guy think that the deer will pay any more attention to the sign in a new loacation??


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We ain't too smart here in Indiana...
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We ain't too smart here in Indiana...
But you are caring when it comes to the wildlife.
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But you are caring when it comes to the wildlife.
He probably wants it moved closer to his illegal deer stand...
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He probably wants it moved closer to his illegal deer stand...
I think someone might have already posted this a few weeks ago... but here it is again

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