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Old 05-31-2012, 10:47 PM   #6281
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Gnomes on bath salts!

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Old 06-01-2012, 08:18 AM   #6283
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Old 06-01-2012, 08:41 AM   #6284
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I have about 13 jokes here, some not so PC and directed at certain people. I will refrain out of respect and the fact I might throw up in my mouth a little.
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Old 06-01-2012, 09:30 AM   #6285
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DAMN I dont think I will ever drink Ron Bacardi reserve again! Just because the bottle looks similar.

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I have about 13 jokes here, some not so PC and directed at certain people. I will refrain out of respect and the fact I might throw up in my mouth a little.
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DAMN I dont think I will ever drink Ron Bacardi reserve again! Just because the bottle looks similar.
You will swallow some and like it!!!
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Old 06-01-2012, 11:20 AM   #6288
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share with your kids. lol!
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Old 06-01-2012, 11:31 AM   #6289
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Something about this transaction makes me a bit uncomfortable.
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How to keep an idiot busy:

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Old 06-01-2012, 03:58 PM   #6291
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So, THIS is what we call them, now.



And, be on the lookout for:

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Old 06-02-2012, 09:13 AM   #6292
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C'mon now when are we going to learn that fashion statement is a ploy started by police and prison guards to make the show cops funnier when being marched in cuffs to the squad car with their pants around their ankles!
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Dont be scared brother.
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Dont be scared brother.
It'll be over soon, right?
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what could possibly go wrong?
Seems like a well thought out plan.
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THIS......IS......FAIRMONT!!!!!

Welcome to the first day of summer! (yes that is my kid......I'm so proud)
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