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Old 10-22-2010, 03:28 PM   #581
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Old 10-22-2010, 03:35 PM   #583
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Old 10-22-2010, 03:37 PM   #584
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I pulled up to the window and ordered,
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Old 10-22-2010, 04:11 PM   #585
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Old 10-22-2010, 04:12 PM   #586
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Old 10-22-2010, 04:13 PM   #587
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Old 10-22-2010, 04:18 PM   #588
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now my view of fast food is distorted.
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Old 10-22-2010, 04:48 PM   #590
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The phone at work keeps ringing,
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Old 10-22-2010, 05:00 PM   #592
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I said "please phone, stop"
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but man have you heard Mario's singing
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And hope for a roll in the hay.
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