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jitzy · 11-13-2008, 10:28 AM

Bud lime it tastes like window cleaner

Gophernut · 11-13-2008, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by jitzy

Bud lime it tastes like window cleaner

I agree completely, but my wife happens to love the stuff. Maybe she drinks it because she knows I won't.
The worst beers I ever had were a beer I bought in Grand Rapids, Michigan called BrauMeister. Not MeisterBrau, BrauMeister. This was in the mid '80s and it went for around $6 a case, and I think may have even included the deposit on the cans. Horrible.
I also bought a case of Cold Spring Light when I was in college, and I drank only six of the case. Don't think I ever finished them. Just ghastly. Didn't get a buzz, just went straight to the headache.
The most recent bad beer was a Bud Select.

Lucky_Hippo · 11-13-2008, 10:58 AM

Stonemill Organic Pale Ale.

This stuff was so horrible it actually made me steal a Hummer to race across town and cut down my neighbor's tree while spraying aerosol cans out of each window just for revenge.

I kid. I kid.

GTsetGO · 11-13-2008, 10:59 AM

Dog Fish Raison D'Etre

or something like that.

DrDubzz · 11-13-2008, 11:01 AM

Definitely Miller Chill, no question

next closest normal-ish beer is Heineken

newcigarz · 11-13-2008, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by GTsetGO

Dog Fish Raison D'Etre

or something like that.

Oh no you didn't.

That is a great beer!

11-13-2008, 12:32 PM

Sam Adams Cranberry Lambic. Only beer I wasn't able to finish.

Sancho · 11-13-2008, 12:35 PM

Worst beer ever? Natty light, hands down simply terrible. Its bad tasting water.

Close second is Barcello Rubio, I think its alcoholic but you need to add an entire lime to the beer to cover the god awful taste. Never fruit your beer, except this one... It litterally is carbonated urine from some small animal

csbrewfisher · 11-13-2008, 12:45 PM

I simply must add another to the list. I had this beer while living in Sandiego, but I think you can find it just about anywhere. There are really no words to describe just how bad this product from Tecate Mexico is.

11-13-2008, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Sancho

It litterally is carbonated urine from some small animal

LMFAO

jledou · 11-13-2008, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by andysutherland

Miller Chill

I tried this at the airport in Houston before it went nation wide ... I think I threw up on the first taste.

11-13-2008, 01:40 PM

anything anheiser busch makes gives me the **its wxcept michelob

landhoney · 11-13-2008, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Scimmia

Sam Adams Cranberry Lambic. Only beer I wasn't able to finish.

I refuse to drink ANY Sam Adams beer because of this atrocity. To call this a Lambic is ridiculous. Also, Lambics must come from a certain region of Belgium(like Champagne). I don't think there is another American brewery with gall to call their beer Lambic. Have some respect Sam Adams.

Yes, I'm overreacting and I like it.

markem · 11-13-2008, 01:53 PM

Hands down - Fiji Gold

read the reviews, I'd consider them optimistic
http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/353/12385

Scottw · 11-13-2008, 01:58 PM

Miller Chill, Sam Adams Cranberry Lambic, Steel Reserve High Gravity Lager (it'll f@%k you up but is tough going down).

Spect · 11-13-2008, 02:32 PM

Corona. Can't believe I was the first one to say this...

11-13-2008, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by landhoney

I refuse to drink ANY Sam Adams beer because of this atrocity. To call this a Lambic is ridiculous. Also, Lambics must come from a certain region of Belgium(like Champagne). I don't think there is another American brewery with gall to call their beer Lambic. Have some respect Sam Adams.

Yes, I'm overreacting and I like it.

Good point, this isn't even a true Lambic style, let alone an actual Lambic. It's beyond ridiculous.

11-13-2008, 02:50 PM

Schlitz is the worse...unless you enjoy the flavor of stale fart, or own a "speed boat" similar to the one pictured below.

Don Fernando · 11-13-2008, 03:00 PM

Oranjeboom!

Stick · 11-13-2008, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Stick

Almost anything that comes in green or clear glass, especially if it's imported, as it will almost always be skunked. Why do you think you have to put a lime in your Corona - helps to cover the skunkyness.

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Originally Posted by Spect

Corona. Can't believe I was the first one to say this...

And you shouldn't believe it either.

11-13-2008, 10:28 AM	#41
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11-13-2008, 10:58 AM	#43
Lucky_Hippo A Cigar = 42 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Gary Location: Kansas Posts: 494 Trading: (2)	Re: The absolute worst beer you can get anywhere i Stonemill Organic Pale Ale. This stuff was so horrible it actually made me steal a Hummer to race across town and cut down my neighbor's tree while spraying aerosol cans out of each window just for revenge. I kid. I kid. __________________ Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips. -J.Candy

11-13-2008, 10:59 AM	#44
GTsetGO those were the droids Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: Rob Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 1,686 Trading: (5)	Re: The absolute worst beer you can get anywhere i Dog Fish Raison D'Etre or something like that. __________________ Modded Mustangs

11-13-2008, 11:01 AM	#45
DrDubzz Formerly RX2010 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Virginia Posts: 2,201 Trading: (34)	Re: The absolute worst beer you can get anywhere i Definitely Miller Chill, no question next closest normal-ish beer is Heineken

11-13-2008, 12:32 PM	#47
Scimmia Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The absolute worst beer you can get anywhere i Sam Adams Cranberry Lambic. Only beer I wasn't able to finish.

11-13-2008, 12:35 PM	#48
Sancho Puddle Jumper Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Chris Location: back near the woods Posts: 387 Trading: (7)	Re: The absolute worst beer you can get anywhere i Worst beer ever? Natty light, hands down simply terrible. Its bad tasting water. Close second is Barcello Rubio, I think its alcoholic but you need to add an entire lime to the beer to cover the god awful taste. Never fruit your beer, except this one... It litterally is carbonated urine from some small animal

11-13-2008, 12:45 PM	#49
csbrewfisher Welcome to my nightmare Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jerry Location: Colorado Springs Posts: 676 Trading: (10)	Re: The absolute worst beer you can get anywhere i I simply must add another to the list. I had this beer while living in Sandiego, but I think you can find it just about anywhere. There are really no words to describe just how bad this product from Tecate Mexico is.

11-13-2008, 01:40 PM	#52
beamish Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The absolute worst beer you can get anywhere i anything anheiser busch makes gives me the **its wxcept michelob

11-13-2008, 01:53 PM	#54
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,625 Trading: (47)	Re: The absolute worst beer you can get anywhere i Hands down - Fiji Gold read the reviews, I'd consider them optimistic http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/353/12385 __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

11-13-2008, 01:58 PM	#55
Scottw Going Commando Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Sussex, NJ Posts: 2,815 Trading: (6)	Re: The absolute worst beer you can get anywhere i Miller Chill, Sam Adams Cranberry Lambic, Steel Reserve High Gravity Lager (it'll f@%k you up but is tough going down). __________________ "Ray when someone asks you if your a GOD you say yes."

11-13-2008, 02:32 PM	#56
Spect Still Watching My Back Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Colorado Posts: 110 Trading: (1)	Re: The absolute worst beer you can get anywhere i Corona. Can't believe I was the first one to say this... __________________ -Ray

11-13-2008, 02:50 PM	#58
CrazyKayaker Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The absolute worst beer you can get anywhere i Schlitz is the worse...unless you enjoy the flavor of stale fart, or own a "speed boat" similar to the one pictured below.

11-13-2008, 03:00 PM	#59
Don Fernando Postwhore Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Ferdinand Location: Singapore Posts: 10,070 Trading: (29)	Re: The absolute worst beer you can get anywhere i Oranjeboom! __________________ check out my reviews on my blog.