How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? - Page 3

Coz77 · 04-22-2010, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by MTBAlex

Are these the brain eating zombies? Or are they more like beetlejuice? Cause beetlejuice would likely enjoy a cigar and we can just smoke peacefully together.

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for beetlejuice

Which beetlejuice are we talking about here

...cause from the looks of it Beetlejuice from the Stern show would probably eat your cigar before he ate your brains...Take a look at that poor Ashton.

or

wolfandwhisky · 04-22-2010, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Coz77

Sat next to him on a flight to NY... he was with a guy who looked like Anthony Bourdain.

He struck me as a cranky guy. Would throw bundle sticks at him, for sure.

kenstogie · 04-22-2010, 12:16 PM

beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetlejuice.

alwayslit · 04-22-2010, 12:56 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnrizaO-X00.....take care of business. Have a relaxing smoke after.

spectrrr · 04-22-2010, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by alwayslit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnrizaO-X00.....take care of business. Have a relaxing smoke after.

YES PLEASE!!!!! I WANT!!!!

wolfandwhisky · 04-22-2010, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by spectrrr

YES PLEASE!!!!! I WANT!!!!

that thing is awesome!

jsnake · 04-22-2010, 02:30 PM

Well the way I see it I will need to load up on cigars and ammo and band together with some gun wielding BOTL. I think on my stash alone I could go about 100 days smoking 2 to 3 a day.

McSmokey · 04-22-2010, 02:31 PM

Not long enough!!!

loki · 04-22-2010, 02:33 PM

i just looked over my stash and to quote lord of war "your stock piles are dangerously depleted, you better order more from the factory"

Scottw · 04-22-2010, 02:40 PM

Smoking what I smoke now, I have about 3 years worth of sticks. Smoking 2-3 per day, I'm looking at 7-8 months

spectrrr · 04-22-2010, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Scottw

Smoking what I smoke now, I have about 3 years worth of sticks. Smoking 2-3 per day, I'm looking at 7-8 months

thats right about in line with me. 2-3 a day would only last me for 6 months. at the rate I do now... 5 years!

guado · 04-22-2010, 03:02 PM

Assuming I stay home, zombies run out before the ammo does(very good chance of this

) I can last 5 years. Which reminds me. I need to stock up on butane!!!

Now if I can just convince the wife that a Barrett .50cal rifle is needed incase of zombie emergencies I Would be set.

04-22-2010, 03:09 PM

A few days.

I have a couple boxes in my humi, but I like going to the cigar shops and buying a hand full the best.

If I survive the trip to a shop, I'll just board my self up in there until I die.

wolfandwhisky · 04-22-2010, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by guado

Assuming I stay home, zombies run out before the ammo does(very good chance of this

) I can last 5 years. Which reminds me. I need to stock up on butane!!!

Now if I can just convince the wife that a Barrett .50cal rifle is needed incase of zombie emergencies I Would be set.

Rock one of these from an upstairs window and you'd be able to enjoy all 5 years of smokes!

Maybe you should show her the article linked earlier that explains why zombies are plausible...

Volt · 04-22-2010, 03:10 PM

Based on current stock.... maybe 6 months at 1 a day..... I'd have to ration myself. On the other hand, If I smoked Philly grapes and peach - would that drive them off?

mmblz · 04-22-2010, 03:52 PM

all depends on whether zombies like cigars or not...

replicant_argent · 04-22-2010, 04:46 PM

all I have to do is carry Andys smokes... and run just slightly faster than he does.... Which shouldn't be a problem, right?

04-22-2010, 04:54 PM

People, this is why we not only need to cremate the dead, but seal the ashes in concrete...or re-use the ashes for road work. Or maybe Gurkha wrappers, whichever is easiest.

Dooge · 04-22-2010, 06:40 PM

not to take it one step further but what is your bug out plan?

loki · 04-22-2010, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Dooge

not to take it one step further but what is your bug out plan?

i plan to bug in

04-22-2010, 12:16 PM	#3
kenstogie following the whiterabbit Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Albany, NY Posts: 1,325 Trading: (3)	Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetlejuice. __________________ I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

04-22-2010, 12:56 PM	#4
alwayslit Welcome to the madness Join Date: Jul 2009 First Name: Jim Location: DC/Tampa Posts: 488 Trading: (14)	Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnrizaO-X00.....take care of business. Have a relaxing smoke after.

04-22-2010, 02:30 PM	#7
jsnake Have My Own Room Join Date: Feb 2010 First Name: Jake Location: Your mom's house Posts: 1,309 Trading: (22)	Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? Well the way I see it I will need to load up on cigars and ammo and band together with some gun wielding BOTL. I think on my stash alone I could go about 100 days smoking 2 to 3 a day.

04-22-2010, 02:31 PM	#8
McSmokey Feeling at Home Join Date: Aug 2009 First Name: Justin Location: Tuscaloosa, AL Posts: 948 Trading: (30)	Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? Not long enough!!! __________________ "Although personally I am quite content with existing explosives, I feel we must not stand in the path of improvement." Winston Churchill

04-22-2010, 02:33 PM	#9
loki H.A.T.E Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Pittsburgh pa Posts: 1,484 Trading: (7)	Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? i just looked over my stash and to quote lord of war "your stock piles are dangerously depleted, you better order more from the factory"

04-22-2010, 02:40 PM	#10
Scottw Going Commando Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Sussex, NJ Posts: 2,817 Trading: (6)	Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? Smoking what I smoke now, I have about 3 years worth of sticks. Smoking 2-3 per day, I'm looking at 7-8 months __________________ "Ray when someone asks you if your a GOD you say yes."

04-22-2010, 03:02 PM	#12
guado OCD cigar hoarder Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Tampa Posts: 379 Trading: (4)	Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? Assuming I stay home, zombies run out before the ammo does(very good chance of this ) I can last 5 years. Which reminds me. I need to stock up on butane!!! Now if I can just convince the wife that a Barrett .50cal rifle is needed incase of zombie emergencies I Would be set. __________________

04-22-2010, 03:09 PM	#13
yellowgoat Guest Posts: n/a	Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? A few days. I have a couple boxes in my humi, but I like going to the cigar shops and buying a hand full the best. If I survive the trip to a shop, I'll just board my self up in there until I die.

04-22-2010, 03:10 PM	#15
Volt I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,799 Trading: (19)	Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? Based on current stock.... maybe 6 months at 1 a day..... I'd have to ration myself. On the other hand, If I smoked Philly grapes and peach - would that drive them off? __________________ Curing the infection... One bullet at a time.

04-22-2010, 03:52 PM	#16
mmblz .090909... Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: NH Posts: 4,031 Trading: (3)	Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? all depends on whether zombies like cigars or not... __________________ herf wear

04-22-2010, 04:46 PM	#17
replicant_argent Gravy Boat Winnah. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Pete Location: my attorney has advised against giving this information to insane people Posts: 5,326 Trading: (22)	Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? all I have to do is carry Andys smokes... and run just slightly faster than he does.... Which shouldn't be a problem, right? __________________ www.stogietorch.com Some days call for a stiff Pomade.

04-22-2010, 04:54 PM	#18
kzm007 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? People, this is why we not only need to cremate the dead, but seal the ashes in concrete...or re-use the ashes for road work. Or maybe Gurkha wrappers, whichever is easiest.

04-22-2010, 06:40 PM	#19
Dooge I drink with awsmith4! Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 659 Trading: (4)	Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? not to take it one step further but what is your bug out plan?