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Old 02-29-2012, 04:50 PM   #41
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Old 02-29-2012, 04:54 PM   #42
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...and then they always ask if I want it toasted? I always want it toasted. Stop asking repetitive questions.
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Old 02-29-2012, 04:56 PM   #43
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It's rainy and windy here in Oregon.
same here! I'm so hungry, I could go for 99 cent tacos at Jack in the Box
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Old 02-29-2012, 05:04 PM   #45
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like Dallol, Ethiopia
You got Google figured out. Use the same whit for the search bar.
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Old 02-29-2012, 05:07 PM   #46
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Just an awesome picture of myself.
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Old 02-29-2012, 05:09 PM   #47
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Old 02-29-2012, 05:12 PM   #48
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I like that blue on you
yes, it compliments his eye color.
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Old 02-29-2012, 05:16 PM   #49
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Old 02-29-2012, 05:43 PM   #51
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like Dallol, Ethiopia
This is what happens when you Google without reading the entire article. Dallol no longer exists, but from 1960-66 it holds the record for highest mean temperature over an extended period.
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Old 02-29-2012, 05:46 PM   #52
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This is what happens when you Google without reading the entire article. Dallol no longer exists, but from 1960-66 it holds the record for highest mean temperature over an extended period.
Learn to Google, Man.
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This thread is causing me to drink heavily.
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83 here in florida today.
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Old 02-29-2012, 07:50 PM   #56
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83 here in florida today.
Bastard. snow here
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Bastard. snow here
Well if it's any consolation it is "unseasonably warm" here. It's usually only in the 60s or 70s this time of year.
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Well if it's any consolation it is "unseasonably warm" here. It's usually only in the 60s or 70s this time of year.
Don't forget the clear blue skies and low humidity!!!!
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Now I'm second guessing myself. Instead of meat loaf, maybe I should have whipped up some roast smitty tonight?
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Old 02-29-2012, 08:04 PM   #60
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Now I'm second guessing myself. Instead of meat loaf, maybe I should have whipped up some roast smitty tonight?
Its pretty much the best i know i guess
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