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11-08-2008, 06:55 AM | #1 |
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When I had a desion to make my dad would always say, "Do what you think is best".
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11-08-2008, 08:42 PM | #2 |
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When your kids are home, always lock the bedroom door before having sex. You don't want them accidentally walking in.
Lucy, you have a lot of 'splainin' to do!
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11-08-2008, 10:00 PM | #3 |
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Look where you want to go - for things like skiing, mountain biking, driving, etc. If you're looking at the big rock or tree you DON'T want to hit, you'll hit it. So just look where you want to go.
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11-13-2008, 08:37 PM | #6 |
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I'd rather be judged by twelve than to be carried by six.
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11-13-2008, 10:33 PM | #7 |
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* * Look in ALL your purses for that misplaced Palio before ordering a new one. * *
Even that fugly purse your Mom gave you from her old lady purse party circuit. Because THAT'S what you hauled your cigars n stuff in when you went to dinner at Mom's last weekend, ya goofball! GOOFBALL! [fugly cigar purse gif here] |
11-13-2008, 11:21 PM | #8 |
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One of my all time favorites, Cliff.
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11-14-2008, 08:17 AM | #10 |
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when in doubt, empty the mag.
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11-14-2008, 05:48 PM | #13 |
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Life is like a s**t sandwich.
The more bread you have, the less s**t you have to eat.
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11-14-2008, 05:51 PM | #14 |
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Ain't that the truth!
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11-15-2008, 04:59 PM | #15 |
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If it doesn't work, it's physics.
If it wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry.
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