I paid off my house, now what? - Page 3

BHalbrooks · 07-15-2013, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by shilala

Buying Detroit never even crossed my mind.

Unless Robocop is involved that deal, I wouldn't buy. Detroit is such a shithole lol

replicant_argent · 07-15-2013, 07:10 PM

One word. (or two)
Charcoal Futures.

icehog3 · 07-15-2013, 07:29 PM

Travel cross country to smoke cigars with strangers.

Do NOT buy Detroit, I am from there and don't want it changed into a giant shooting club. Oh, wait....never mind.

King James · 07-15-2013, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Travel cross country to smoke cigars with strangers.

Do NOT buy Detroit, I am from there and don't want it changed into a giant shooting club. Oh, wait....never mind.

Maybe he shouldn't buy all of Detroit, but how about just South Detroit?

pnoon · 07-15-2013, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by King James

Maybe he shouldn't buy all of Detroit, but how about just South Detroit?

icehog3 · 07-15-2013, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by King James

Maybe he shouldn't buy all of Detroit, but how about just South Detroit?

South Detroit?? C'mon, Eileen!

pnoon · 07-15-2013, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

South Detroit?? C'mon, Eileen!

You guys are killin' me!

T.G · 07-15-2013, 07:58 PM

I think you should buy...
a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,
a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador, a new mastodon,
a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego,
a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor,
a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck,
a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple?

pnoon · 07-15-2013, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by T.G

I think you should buy...
a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,
a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador, a new mastodon,
a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego,
a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor,
a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck,
a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple?

Hey, Andy.

You been sniffin' the turpentine again?

icehog3 · 07-15-2013, 08:08 PM

Immediately buy the rights to this movie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5Lmkm5EF5E

T.G · 07-15-2013, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by pnoon

Hey, Andy.

You been sniffin' the turpentine again?

Nah, contact high from the burnt powder while shooting clays.

BHalbrooks · 07-15-2013, 08:10 PM

...Tom, what kinda crap are you looking for on YouTube, to find that lol

T.G · 07-15-2013, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by T.G

The movie rights to "Guy on a Buffalo"

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Immediately buy the rights to this movie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5Lmkm5EF5E

That's a second.

Can we get a vote? All in favor say "Aye". All opposed say "Ban me"

Blueface · 07-15-2013, 08:37 PM

My entire left leg is pissed all over.
Damn you guys!!!

T.G · 07-15-2013, 08:39 PM

Hey Chief, how about some philanthropy and a new pair of pants for Carlos?

replicant_argent · 07-15-2013, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by T.G

I think you should buy...
a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,
a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador, a new mastodon,
a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego,
a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor,
a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck,
a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple?

Holy sh!t, you know Randolph Mantooth? Of

EMERGENCY!

fame?
We are not worthy.

KMG 365

07-15-2013, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by T.G

I think you should buy...
a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,
a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador, a new mastodon,
a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego,
a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor,
a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck,
a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple?

Coincidently I already have most of that crap.

shark · 07-15-2013, 10:14 PM

An office with orange and white stripes?

An all red billiard room with a giant stuffed camel?

a disco room with your own disco dancers?

A big backyard with Grecian statues?

markem · 07-15-2013, 10:30 PM

Some ideas here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qFYmsuC01c

T.G · 07-15-2013, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by ysr_racer

Coincidently I already have most of that crap.

Then, what do you want out of life?

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replicant_argent Gravy Boat Winnah. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Pete Location: my attorney has advised against giving this information to insane people Posts: 5,326 Trading: (22)	Re: I paid off my house, now what? One word. (or two) Charcoal Futures. __________________ www.stogietorch.com Some days call for a stiff Pomade.

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icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,305 Trading: (60)	Re: I paid off my house, now what? Travel cross country to smoke cigars with strangers. Do NOT buy Detroit, I am from there and don't want it changed into a giant shooting club. Oh, wait....never mind. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

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T.G Grrrrrr Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: The Other Adam Posts: 15,557 Trading: (37)	Re: I paid off my house, now what? I think you should buy... a heated kidney shaped pool, a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook, a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home, a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum, a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi, real simulated Indian jewelry, a Gucci shoetree, a year's supply of antibiotics, a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number, a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick, Rosemary's baby, a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams, a new Matador, a new mastodon, a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego, a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor, a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu, a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck, a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped, a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away, or how about a McCulloch chainsaw, a Las Vegas wedding, a Mexican divorce, a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot, or a baby's arm holding an apple?

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icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,305 Trading: (60)	Re: I paid off my house, now what? Immediately buy the rights to this movie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5Lmkm5EF5E __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

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