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From Yogi Berra:
Yogi's math teacher--"Don't you know anything?" Yogi--"I don't even suspect anything!" On a serious note: "People are the architects of their own misery." AND "A person is only as happy as they make up their mind to be" And finally, from Squadron Weapons Dept, Subron 14 (1984): (Torpedoes should always be loaded for launch and not stowage, because...) "If your guns ain't loaded, you'll get your azz shot off!"
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There's no "I" in TEAM, but there is an "ME"
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I have come here to smoke cigars and chew bubble gum ..... and I'm all outta bubble gum
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"IF YOU WANT TO TAKE MY FREEDOM, MAKE DAMN SURE THAT YOU'RE AS PASSSIONATE ABOUT TAKING IT AS I AM ABOUT KEEPING IT" |
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Hang tough.
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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Gramps 4x's
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Found it on a stall one day.......
Some people come here to sit and think I come here to chit and stink.
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Ain't Never Gonna Leave
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I like that one too.
Here's another: First the setting, Hellboy finds out Abe (fishgill guy) is in love with the Elf princess, and offers him a beer. Abe says, "No, I can't, my body's a temple." Hellboy responds, "No, it's an amusement park. Have a beer." That's just great, I love it.
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ROCK Chalk JAYHAWK K U
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Don't gripe about getting a haircut when you hang out at the barber shop.
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Damn Skippy
O yeah! Full as a tick Like a turd in a punchbowl Dumb as a box of rocks F*cked up as a can of worms
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Chief Wannastogie Lounge
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One that my Father-In-Law uses ...
"You can't polish a turd."
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Fairness is an illusion we do not provide here.
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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