I need girl help please!

[wrench turner 85]

Dude, stand up tell her that your the man and what you say go's!!! then pull out the playboys and a bottle of jergens and have a good night, because you'll be spending the night by yourself. trust me she comme back...maby

[mikeyj23]

Originally Posted by wrench turner 85

Dude, stand up tell her that your the man and what you say go's!!! then pull out the playboys and a bottle of jergens and have a good night, because you'll be spending the night by yourself. trust me she comme back...maby

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Originally Posted by rizzle

David, you have to dig/think deeper in order to understand. She wasn't pissed at where she was eating, she was pissed she was eating a breakfast sammich and not an ice cream sammich. Been there, done that. Enjoy!

hahahaa

Originally Posted by Waynegro1

I like your hair any way you wear it.

Originally Posted by Cigary

Am I freaking Superman who can fly backwards around the earth

Wait a sec Gary, I thought you were....

Originally Posted by BUCASmoker

When you hear, "Let's go for a drink", what do you think?



And, more pertinent to the toilet conversation:

OMG, rolling....awesome.

[Silound]

Best thing in life you can find is a woman who is well grounded and practical. No issues will ever arise that you can't work out quickly and to both party's satisfaction.



I'm still looking...

Originally Posted by BrokenSkeg

Having different interests is totally cool. She likes to cook, I like to grill and burn food. She likes being a vegitarian, I like beef. I smoke cigars, she doesn't. I drink scotch, she drinks wine.

The only hobby of mine she doesn't like is me watching other pretty women. I believe she'd rather castrate me than allow that to happen when she's around. What was it that Carter said?
"Ok to lust in your mind?" ummm not so much.

Glad my wife isn't like that. Just ask the boys who met her at E.L.V.I.S.

[rrplasencia]

Originally Posted by RGD.

She is right - you are wrong. Anything else I can help with just let me know -






Ron

Ron sounds like a smart guy, if not i recommend watching ladies man and getting some tips from leon phelps.

[shilala]

After an untold number of failed relationships, the best I can tell ya is that I don't have a clue.
BUT...
I finally scored a failed relationship that wasn't my fault.
So I feel like I'm finally ahead of the game.
I'm used to giving away half of my stuff all the time, too. Works out good. I don't have near as much stuff to clean.
I hope to get married soon so I can get rid of some more of this stuff.

[csbrewfisher]

Originally Posted by BrokenSkeg

The only hobby of mine she doesn't like is me watching other pretty women. I believe she'd rather castrate me than allow that to happen when she's around.

This is a classic example of a woman who is completely ignorant about men. We are wired to notice other women, and the moment we stop doing so will be the moment we stop noticing THEM too.

It's like holding up a giant sign and telling your woman NOT to read the words, just look at the sign, admire the lettering. Do not read the words. The sign says

DO NOT READ THESE WORDS

Ya think she read it? Ya think?