Dear Americans. - Page 3

icehog3 · 03-02-2012, 02:36 PM

Sitting with the Queen drinking tea,
She asked "Do you fart when you pee?",
I thought for a bit,
And asked "Do you belch when you sh!t?",
And thought that was quite clever of me.

MajorCaptSilly · 03-02-2012, 02:39 PM

I'm deeply offended by every post in this thread.

Punitive damages,

MCS

Subvet642 · 03-02-2012, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Noodles

Correction, solicitor.

You are welcome.

Barristers argue cases in court.

markem · 03-02-2012, 03:09 PM

Can we just merge with Canada instead? I grew up with Canadian TV being about the only real channel we could receive (Havre, MT, look it up on google maps). Hockey Night in Canada, Monty Python unedited and the complete World At War series. Love the Canadian national anthem, one of the most beautiful to sing. Ranks right there with American the Beautiful.

Stephen · 03-02-2012, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by markem

Can we just merge with Canada instead? I grew up with Canadian TV being about the only real channel we could receive (Havre, MT, look it up on google maps). Hockey Night in Canada, Monty Python unedited and the complete World At War series. Love the Canadian national anthem, one of the most beautiful to sing. Ranks right there with American the Beautiful.

Sorry, John Candy isn't around to incite an international incident.

Gophernut · 03-02-2012, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by markem

Can we just merge with Canada instead? I grew up with Canadian TV being about the only real channel we could receive (Havre, MT, look it up on google maps). Hockey Night in Canada, Monty Python unedited and the complete World At War series. Love the Canadian national anthem, one of the most beautiful to sing. Ranks right there with American the Beautiful.

Listening to the Wild/Habs game last night, the singer sang it in a french/english combo. Absolutely spectacular.

03-02-2012, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by ChicagoWhiteSox

Is that English?

No that is a £5 keyboard from argos.

03-02-2012, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Stephen

To the citizens of Great Britain including Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II:

Dear Sir/Madam,

That whole World War II thing. You're welcome.

Sincerely,

Uncle Sam

PS: Go get your shinebox.

pffft didnt need your help you just decided to join us we had Jack Churchill with him we could of taken over the world with his claymore alone.

icehog3 · 03-02-2012, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Reaver2145

pffft didnt need your help you just decided to join us we had Jack Churchill with him we could of taken over the world with his claymore alone.

I heard about him trying to band up with Paul Bunyon and his ox.

Silound · 03-04-2012, 10:06 AM

Bah, tea is garbage. Coffee, hot and black like the pits of hell, now that's a civilized beverage for the afternoon. Come to think of it, I'll trade you some coffee for some good beer.

Stephen · 03-04-2012, 12:56 PM

The U.S. of A got the Beatles, Stones, Zeppelin, and Great Britain got Madonna. Score one more for the good guys.

03-04-2012, 01:26 PM

Errr wut last time i checked the beetles/stones/zeppelin where all English.

icehog3 · 03-04-2012, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Reaver2145

Errr wut last time i checked the beetles/stones/zeppelin where all English.

I don't like bettles, they eat cigars.

The Beatles are great, though.

03-04-2012, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

I don't like bettles, they eat cigars.

The Beatles are great, though.

03-04-2012, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Reaver2145

No that is a £5 keyboard from argos.

So your keyboard is missing punctuation marks and keys?

03-04-2012, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by ChicagoWhiteSox

So your keyboard is missing punctuation marks and keys?

No they just dont work on a regular basis.

chippewastud79 · 03-04-2012, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Reaver2145

No they just dont work on a regular basis.

I think you have to push the punctuation keys for them to work.

03-04-2012, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by chippewastud79

I think you have to push the punctuation keys for them to work.

mase · 03-04-2012, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Reaver2145

Errr wut last time i checked the beetles/stones/zeppelin where all English.

But they all chose to stay in the States.

icehog3 · 03-04-2012, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by mase

But they all chose to stay in the States.

Wouldn't you??

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