Everyday colloquialisms - Page 3

AdamJoshua · 06-13-2013, 09:32 AM

Your sister smokes corn silk.

Your sister drives a pickle wagon.

(both from a 1940s porky pig cartoon)

Stevez · 06-13-2013, 09:36 AM

About as useless as a puppy with two peters. (City Slickers) Still love that one.

Mr B · 06-13-2013, 12:19 PM

That'll put hair on your B@lls

Brian D. · 06-13-2013, 12:27 PM

"So ugly she'd make a freight train take a dirt road"

"It don't TAKE all kinds, son, we just GOT all kinds!" (A friend's dad used to say that in reply to "Well, it takes all kinds.")

shilala · 06-13-2013, 12:47 PM

Busier than a cat covering sh1t on a hot tin roof.
Like trying to stick a wet noodle up a wildcat's ass.
Don't know if your ass is punched or bored.
Hard as a diamond in an ice storm.

Simple1 · 06-13-2013, 03:23 PM

About as sharp as a bowling ball....
A few fries short of a happy meal....
Looks like a goat rodeo..
We're off like a herd of turtles.

DMK · 06-13-2013, 04:21 PM

Not the sharpest hoe in the row.
As bright as a bag of rocks.

jjirons69 · 06-13-2013, 05:21 PM

Like trying to herd cats.
A long row to hoe.
Folded like a cheap suit.
Be on you like white on rice.

jjirons69 · 06-14-2013, 07:22 AM

Heard and said more last night:

Nutty as a fruit cake.
Dry as a popcorn fart.
She's got snakes in her head.
Cool as a cucumber.
Dead as a doornail.
Dead as Abraham Lincoln.

AdamJoshua · 06-14-2013, 11:48 PM

Hotter than the handle on the gates of Hell.

AdamJoshua · 06-15-2013, 11:50 AM

Down in the dumps.

jjirons69 · 06-17-2013, 11:24 AM

Thick as the hair on a hog's back.
Manners of a hyena.
Cute as a button.
Ray Charles could see that.
If it was a snake it would have bitten you.

ColdCuts · 06-17-2013, 12:42 PM

I use this one all the time. Don't know where I picked it up...

Come hell or high water.

Steve · 06-17-2013, 12:58 PM

Slicker than snot on a door knob

Moose6026 · 06-17-2013, 01:55 PM

Nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
Colder than a witche's t*t in a brass bra.
It's raining like a cow p*ssing on a flat rock.
Hotter than a whore on dollar night.
Worthless as a poop flavored lollipop.
Dumber than a stump.
Nuttier than squirrel turds.

To list a few. I love this thread

TXRebel · 06-17-2013, 04:21 PM

More confused than a newborn in a topless bar.

$h!t or get off the pot.

You have to be 10% smarter than what you are working on.

jjirons69 · 07-01-2013, 10:16 AM

Want in one hand and chit in the other and see which one fills up first.

Steve · 07-01-2013, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jjirons69

Want in one hand and chit in the other and see which one fills up first.

Was (and is) one of my dad's favorites!

OLS · 07-01-2013, 11:05 AM

My first sargent walked past me and a buddy of mine coming into the chow hall and said
"It'd take a full house to beat THIS pair." I always thought that was the best freaking line.
The military seems to be the birthplace of the wildest ones.

kansashat · 07-01-2013, 12:40 PM

Dense as pound cake.

Like fighting the Chinese army.

Hard as pushing chickens in a ditch.

Like a monkey peeing off a cliff...little bit go a long way.

Lower than whale $hit.

Went to $hit & the pigs ate ya.

Fell to the bottom of the pond & the catfish/carp ate ya.

Beat you like corndog batter/pancake batter/a rug.

Beat you til you smell like onions.

06-13-2013, 09:32 AM	#41
AdamJoshua Article 4 Free Inhabitant Join Date: Jan 2013 First Name: The Other Adam Location: Satellite Beach Posts: 14,787 Trading: (40)	Re: Everyday colloquialisms Your sister smokes corn silk. Your sister drives a pickle wagon. (both from a 1940s porky pig cartoon)

06-13-2013, 09:36 AM	#42
Stevez Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Steve Location: Louisville, Kentucky Posts: 487 Trading: (7)	Re: Everyday colloquialisms About as useless as a puppy with two peters. (City Slickers) Still love that one.

06-13-2013, 12:19 PM	#43
Mr B Livin' in a Van.... Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: North Bay Area, CA Posts: 3,233 Trading: (79)	Re: Everyday colloquialisms That'll put hair on your B@lls __________________ And there came a voice to him: “Rise, Peter; kill and eat.” Acts 10:13

06-13-2013, 12:27 PM	#44
Brian D. Have My Own Room Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Brian Location: SW Ohio Posts: 1,617 Trading: (1)	Re: Everyday colloquialisms "So ugly she'd make a freight train take a dirt road" "It don't TAKE all kinds, son, we just GOT all kinds!" (A friend's dad used to say that in reply to "Well, it takes all kinds.") __________________ Any gathering that includes Elderboy02 is "NKA"-- --No Ketchup Allowed.

06-13-2013, 12:47 PM	#45
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: Everyday colloquialisms Busier than a cat covering sh1t on a hot tin roof. Like trying to stick a wet noodle up a wildcat's ass. Don't know if your ass is punched or bored. Hard as a diamond in an ice storm. __________________

06-13-2013, 03:23 PM	#46
Simple1 Livin' the dream Join Date: May 2013 First Name: Brian Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 303 Trading: (14)	Re: Everyday colloquialisms About as sharp as a bowling ball.... A few fries short of a happy meal.... Looks like a goat rodeo.. We're off like a herd of turtles.

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DMK S.O.B. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Darryl Location: Hamilton, ON. Canada. Posts: 2,747 Trading: (86)	Re: Everyday colloquialisms Not the sharpest hoe in the row. As bright as a bag of rocks. __________________ Darryl, SOB...

06-13-2013, 05:21 PM	#48
jjirons69 Haberdasher Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jamie Location: Chucktown, SC Posts: 4,120 Trading: (94)	Re: Everyday colloquialisms Like trying to herd cats. A long row to hoe. Folded like a cheap suit. Be on you like white on rice. __________________ Somebody has to go back and get a chitload of dimes

06-14-2013, 07:22 AM	#49
jjirons69 Haberdasher Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jamie Location: Chucktown, SC Posts: 4,120 Trading: (94)	Re: Everyday colloquialisms Heard and said more last night: Nutty as a fruit cake. Dry as a popcorn fart. She's got snakes in her head. Cool as a cucumber. Dead as a doornail. Dead as Abraham Lincoln. __________________ Somebody has to go back and get a chitload of dimes

06-14-2013, 11:48 PM	#50
AdamJoshua Article 4 Free Inhabitant Join Date: Jan 2013 First Name: The Other Adam Location: Satellite Beach Posts: 14,787 Trading: (40)	Re: Everyday colloquialisms Hotter than the handle on the gates of Hell.

06-15-2013, 11:50 AM	#51
AdamJoshua Article 4 Free Inhabitant Join Date: Jan 2013 First Name: The Other Adam Location: Satellite Beach Posts: 14,787 Trading: (40)	Re: Everyday colloquialisms Down in the dumps.

06-17-2013, 11:24 AM	#52
jjirons69 Haberdasher Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jamie Location: Chucktown, SC Posts: 4,120 Trading: (94)	Re: Everyday colloquialisms Thick as the hair on a hog's back. Manners of a hyena. Cute as a button. Ray Charles could see that. If it was a snake it would have bitten you. __________________ Somebody has to go back and get a chitload of dimes

06-17-2013, 12:42 PM	#53
ColdCuts Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Aug 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Queens, NY Posts: 375 Trading: (10)	Re: Everyday colloquialisms I use this one all the time. Don't know where I picked it up... Come hell or high water.

06-17-2013, 12:58 PM	#54
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Everyday colloquialisms Slicker than snot on a door knob __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

06-17-2013, 01:55 PM	#55
Moose6026 Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Dan Location: In a house Posts: 358 Trading: (1)	Re: Everyday colloquialisms Nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. Colder than a witche's tt in a brass bra. It's raining like a cow pssing on a flat rock. Hotter than a whore on dollar night. Worthless as a poop flavored lollipop. Dumber than a stump. Nuttier than squirrel turds. To list a few. I love this thread __________________ Life is hard, but it's harder when you're stupid. - John Wayne

06-17-2013, 04:21 PM	#56
TXRebel Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Cary Location: Texas Posts: 1,276 Trading: (12)	Re: Everyday colloquialisms More confused than a newborn in a topless bar. $h!t or get off the pot. You have to be 10% smarter than what you are working on. __________________ "The government turns every contingency into an excuse for enhancing power in itself."

07-01-2013, 10:16 AM	#57
jjirons69 Haberdasher Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jamie Location: Chucktown, SC Posts: 4,120 Trading: (94)	Re: Everyday colloquialisms Want in one hand and chit in the other and see which one fills up first. __________________ Somebody has to go back and get a chitload of dimes

07-01-2013, 11:05 AM	#59
OLS Suck It Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Brad Location: TN Posts: 7,912 Trading: (19)	Re: Everyday colloquialisms My first sargent walked past me and a buddy of mine coming into the chow hall and said "It'd take a full house to beat THIS pair." I always thought that was the best freaking line. The military seems to be the birthplace of the wildest ones.

07-01-2013, 12:40 PM	#60
kansashat Just in from the Storm Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Alan Location: Kansas Posts: 26 Trading: (0)	Re: Everyday colloquialisms Dense as pound cake. Like fighting the Chinese army. Hard as pushing chickens in a ditch. Like a monkey peeing off a cliff...little bit go a long way. Lower than whale $hit. Went to $hit & the pigs ate ya. Fell to the bottom of the pond & the catfish/carp ate ya. Beat you like corndog batter/pancake batter/a rug. Beat you til you smell like onions.