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Old 03-30-2024, 08:47 AM   #1
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And when I get excited, my little China girl says, "ooh baby, just you shut your mouse".
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Old 04-03-2024, 10:53 AM   #2
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The police in New York City
They chased a boy right through the park
And in a case of mistaken identity
The put a bullet through his heart
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Old 06-07-2024, 10:25 AM   #3
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There must be 50 ways to leave your lover
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Old 06-07-2024, 01:41 PM   #4
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Why drink the water from my hand
Contagious as you think I am?
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Old 06-26-2025, 09:49 AM   #5
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This is my fight song (hey)
Take back my life song (hey)
Prove I'm alright song (hey, ha)
My power's turned on (hey)
Starting right now, I'll be strong (hey)
I'll play my fight song (hey)
And I don't really care if nobody else believes (ha)
'Cause I've still got a lot of fight left in me


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Old 06-26-2025, 11:47 AM   #6
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I met my old lover on the street last night
She seemed so glad to see me, I just smiled
And we talked about some old times, and we drank ourselves some beers
Still crazy after all these years
Oh, still crazy after all these years
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Aw, I've got friends in crawl spaces
I've got arms and legs and a few faces
Stashed all around
In different parts of town.

Well I met 'em in bars on a friendly basis
Now I got 'em in jars and flower vases.

I've got friends . . . in crawl spaces
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Aw, I've got friends in crawl spaces
I've got arms and legs and a few faces
Stashed all around
In different parts of town.

Well I met 'em in bars on a friendly basis
Now I got 'em in jars and flower vases.

I've got friends . . . in crawl spaces
Sounds like John Wayne.



Gacy, that is.
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Old 07-02-2025, 03:04 PM   #9
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Gacy, that is.
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Old 07-04-2025, 10:27 AM   #10
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So there I was, for some strange reason, trying to remember the words to I Am A Modern Major General, when this little beauty snuck in and took up residence. It's driving me crazy, so I thought that I would share.

For up from the ashes, up from the ashes, grow the roses of success!
Grow the roses!
Grow the roses!
Grow the roses of success!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOyIJVUaoeg
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So there I was, for some strange reason, trying to remember the words to I Am A Modern Major General, when this little beauty snuck in and took up residence. It's driving me crazy, so I thought that I would share.

For up from the ashes, up from the ashes, grow the roses of success!
Grow the roses!
Grow the roses!
Grow the roses of success!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOyIJVUaoeg
Must.....not....click.....link.......
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