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Old 02-28-2020, 06:02 PM   #5521
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Awesome! I read today that 36% of people stop drinking Corona because they fear illness.

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Old 02-28-2020, 06:59 PM   #5522
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Uncle, I am never shocked at the stupidity of people.
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Old 03-01-2020, 12:08 PM   #5523
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Old 03-01-2020, 02:40 PM   #5524
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Old 03-03-2020, 10:48 AM   #5525
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Old 03-03-2020, 12:42 PM   #5526
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Old 03-03-2020, 12:56 PM   #5527
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Old 03-07-2020, 07:43 PM   #5528
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Old 03-10-2020, 08:38 AM   #5529
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Old 03-12-2020, 08:20 PM   #5530
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Old 03-13-2020, 01:33 PM   #5531
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Old 03-16-2020, 07:28 PM   #5532
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Old 03-16-2020, 08:04 PM   #5533
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Tom needs a few packs of this.
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Old 03-16-2020, 11:21 PM   #5534
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Because I am out of TP?

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Old 03-17-2020, 05:00 AM   #5536
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Old 03-18-2020, 10:12 PM   #5540
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I blame the S.H.I.T. crew

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